spaghetti, meet wall.

We're just trying to see what sticks. Writing sideblog is everamazingfe. Ask box is always open for writing requests!

[molabuddy]

its a battle every time i shower

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[idlelizard]

This rare creature is known as the lesser long-nosed store jar. It can sniff out any manner of small treats to swallow and hold within its belly.

[idlelizard]

also fond of this angle

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[aflo]

>new game is announced

>don't buy game

>new game is bad

>$60 richer

i have made millions with this one simple technique

[70sscifiart]

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[egg-ify]

adrian is learning!

[maru046]

Yes, more bloodymary… this time it’s a scene from where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms

[avyene]

Bloodymary on the rock Angsty Poster

Guys, guys, it all makes sense now!! Aka on my third rewatch of phm I noticed a shot that was strikingly similar to a poster... mmmmh...

[inbabylontheywept]

sometimes my wife will come to me with a piece of food and explain it like its a james bond mission. like

"there is a piece of gouda on the counter downstairs. it has been left out overnight. i cannot bring myself to trust it and thus will be throwing it away in 20-30 minutes. but if something were to happen and the cheese were to go missing, i would not question it."

and then she will go. and then the cheese will go missing. and she will not question it.

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[parakeet]

Talking about groups of animals and their group names ‘parliament of owls’ etc. Mentioned that it’s called a ‘blessing of unicorns’ and my dad misheard me and was like ‘a legacy of worms?’ I’m like you know what sure 🪱 that’s what a group of worms is called now

[orteil42]

either the activity should be called brooming or the object should be called a sweep. you can't have a unique word for each. utterly reckless waste in a language with limited phonemes

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...