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shipping incest or pedophilia is not anĀ āunpopular opinionā it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now
iāve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash iām going to reblog this again
Our credo: āSic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.ā - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.
Want to see more? Check out my artwork here!
always reborgia the addamses.
Need me a freak like Gomez
HOW ON EARTH DID THIS GET OVER 50,000 NOTES OMG YOU GUYS THANK YāALL SO MUCH AHHHHHHH
AlbusĀ āI Dont Know Anything About Child Safetyā Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Soichiro: I am dad inside.
Soichiro: I meant dead.
Soichiro: ...
Soichiro: No, I didnāt
not gonna lie i want fairy godmother to be my sugar mama
CHILDHOOD BACK
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HEāS WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. Iām better his daughterās name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet
I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect senseā¦
There is literally nothing about this post that I donāt love.
holy shit
omg
itās back
wat
I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Jesus Christ ????
iām done goodbye
This some @sixpenceee shit
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contouredā¦ and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on itā¦ yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW heās churnin butter that nightā¦ā¦milkin a different cowā¦..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes
this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying
Based on this presidency, we need to retire the phrase āignorance is blissā.
If women get paid $0.77 per every dollar men make, then why are businesses not hiring all women? Because that would SURELY cut costs
omar: they say to have a smart baby to play mozart. iām just gonna sing all star by smash mouth over and over and Ā see what happens
Your Sim has become the vessel for bringing our Lord and savior Shrek into this world
hogwarts memes
- everyone answering āno, iām fredā to āare you [insert Y/N]ā even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts āpower bottomsā - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting āspank me daddyā at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] thatās a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall
- POTTER
- ever since snapeās ābottle fame, brew fortuneā speech students just go on and on with it - āflambĆ© success, bake brillianceā āCan you tutor me in charms?ā āTUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTĆ EXCELLENCE.ā
I think I've reblogged this post before but it just got better.
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Man, I must have an unacknowledged wish to die and then come back and haunt people because that's what happens in all my dreams. :/
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. thereās a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil
what does Quil do
All the time all the time
Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know itās gross, but like Iām trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like āfuck it, thereās no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like āokay Iāll die, but it should balance out for a bit.ā And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and Iām looking at my friend and heās like ādid you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quartersā and Iām like āo no.ā So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance thatās like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and hereās what happened:
-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could āzoom inā āzoom outā my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So Iām not saying try it, but
HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE DURING THE 4CHAN RAID
Simply, Iām sick of all the crap 4Chan is putting the Tumblr commmunity through right now, and I think everyone else is as well.
They add rape, gore and porn images to the most common tags, because they think triggering people and causing them to inflict harm upon themselves is entertaining. Thatās right guys, hilarious.
Theyāre planning to hack accounts on top of that.
Thankfully, many of these issues can be remedied if we can work together.
1.Ā CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD.
This should speak for itself. With the account hacking and everything, make sure you change your password quickly for obvious reasons. You should tell your followers also that if porn, gore or whatever else starts getting posted, it isnāt your doing.
2.Ā THE NEXT 4CHAN RAID IS SET TO BE THE 20TH OF JULY.
On this day, the 4chan members have planned to unleash their tsunami of shock images onto the trending tags. Thankfully, this can be solved if we work together. Make sure you clear those tags of 4chanās doing by posting the stuff that you SHOULD expect to find there.
3.Ā STAY AWAY FROM TAG SEARCHING.
Be cautious. You donāt know what to expect, and if any of it triggers you, it wonāt be pretty.
4.Ā IF YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS, THOUGHTS ETC, STAY AWAY FROM THE SITE.
This is simply for your own personal safety. Even if you follow step 3, thereās a chance a blog you follow will be hacked and you will see shock and trigger images pasted all over your dashboard. No one on Tumblr wants to see that happen, and they especially donāt want you getting hurt.
5.Ā TURN OFF ANON ASKS AND ALL FORMS OF SUBMISSIONS.
Shock images, viruses and whatever the hell else have been reported to have been sent through asks and submissions. If you see something suspicious, ignore, block and report immediately, donāt respond to it in any way. Turn off anon asks and submissions to make sure it doesnāt wind up in your inbox.
6.Ā DO NOT PROVOKE 4CHAN USERS IN ANY WAY.
THIS WILL ONLY MAKE THE 4CHAN VS TUMBLR WAR EVEN WORSE.
7.Ā DONāT POST ANY SELFIES WHATSOEVER.
You wanna know what 4Chan are doing with them? They are editing them onto pornography, even if the person in the selfie is underage.Ā THIS IS ILLEGAL, IF YOU SEE IT, REPORT IT TO THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
8.Ā BE WARY OF ANY LINKS.
4Chan is also planning to replace the links to suicide hotlines with links to images of committing suicide, which is the opposite of what a hotline masterpost is supposed to do. Some links have also been edited to send out a virus. Stay away from links altogether if you want to be totally safe.
9.Ā SIGNAL BOOST THIS. A LOT.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TO SEE ANYONE BEING HURT BY 4CHANāS ACTIONS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS, SHARE THIS AND REBLOG THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. IT NEEDS TO BE KNOWN AND COULD SAVE A LIFE.
IMPORTANT
THIS IS NO JOKE- PLEASE! If not for you- then for your followers! There are people of all ages here and most of this is extremely wrong and illegal regardless! Donāt let this warning go unheard!!!
To all my followers, I am turning off anon asks until this has passed. I am deeply sorry, but itās not like I get many asks. I suggest you to turn off anonymous asks, as well, and follow these directions like a law, For your own safety. Take care.
I will be turning off anon asks and submissions for as long as i need to and encourage you to all do the same. Also follow every single step to make sure you stay safe.
Turning off anon and going inactive for the 20th-22nd
Even if this might be one of the not funny jokes that you can find here on this site often, Iāve turned off the anon-function and submissions. Iāve no intention to awake any memories I worked to forget so hard the past years.Ā
Anon is already off, I wonāt be on my account on the 20th-22nd (great idea @jagged-jasper). God, I hope everyone stays safe.
im turning off asks and submissions and i will be gone from the 20th to the 22nd
I will be active and here for anyone who needs access to those hotline links but are afraid of 4chan fucking it up. Iāll try to help in anyway I can.
I heard it was extended to the 26th, spread this like wildfire, donāt do anything stupid, and DONāT TRY TO RAID THEM BACK PLEASE.
Also have this, please stay safe or not go into tumblr to July 20-26
@sinforthesin @cookieburglaralarm @feblikesmayo @chara-the-killer @c-q-101 @bena-and-cherry @ask-venomsans @asrieltheamazinggamer and all my followersā¦PLEASE BE SAFE I BEG OF YOU!!!
so umh, lookit this and be safe //who raids websites anyways..//
Iām turning anon off just to be extra safe! Iām not gonna be here on July 20th-26th either
@arc-calyx @dichromatickitsy @scrubbenyan @thai-touhou96 @nyannyanindo be careful!
holy god, this is dangerous, so Iāll off anons right now until all settled down.
@bareaku @omegayumi @wolfy4rt @nabilasweet15
and even Iām your followers, but you should know this too, @noromax
so, I hope this is helps you guys.
thank you for the warning nyannyan ^^
I hate to do this butā¦. from July 20-30 I will turn off anon asks, submissions and will turn my messages to people I follow only and most importantly I MAY NOT BE ON TUMBLR AT ALL FOR THE TIME PERIOD OF THIS (THIS IS MY LOCKDOWN) @marshandrachel @cinzaltheskeleton @rainbowchu3 @fionabahm @heartlessdetermination and everyone who follows me, stay safe.
//Oh god! Thank you so much for this warning!
EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME OR READS THIS POST, THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS. I WILL BE TURNING OFF ANON ASKS AND SUBMISSIONS ON JULY 10TH AND WILL OPEN THEM BACK UP AFTER THIS WHOLE EPIDEMIC HAS PASSED.Ā
I WILL ALSO BE OFFLINE FROM JULY 17TH TO AUGUST 3RD, SO IF YOU SEE ME POSTING BETWEEN THEM,
IT
IS
NOT
ME.//
Goddammit 4chan
@ultrasdevil @madnessāprincess @lurvie @pastel-poodle @softcoresoftgore @stripper-pines @gurocurious @jyushimachuu @astrobreaks
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Iāll turn off the submissions and anon ask from July 20-26 iām sorryĀ ! I wonāt post anything during those days so if anything weird appear it will not be me !Ā
Please be safe guys !!Ā
I would do the same tbh. Imma turn off my submissions and anons at july.
Stay safe bud.
ok so iāll turn off anon and submissions on Julyā¦.
Iām gonna be offline for 20-22nd of July, and turning off anon asks.
I wont be active from the 20 to 30 july so if anything is posted, ITS NOT ME. @mizuri-chan @xkilluas @kurapicha @gatsca @pleasant-boy-goro-akechi @donutsandpacifism @official-shuichi psl STAY SAFE @bthump @mastermistressofdesire
Important question: if Harry spent most of fifth year dreaming about that locked door in the department of mysteries, did Voldemort spend that year dreaming about things like kissing cho chang or falling off brooms in quidditch matches? Did Voldemort also dream about Cho screaming in Harryās face,Ā āCedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog cards!ā did Voldemort wake up going,Ā āWhy the fuck does this girl want chocolate frog cards when all I want to do is kiss herā and then being likeĀ āwait what the fuck i dont want to kiss this girl what a werid dreamā
What about when he woke up from an entirely inappropriate dream about Draco in the Quidditch locker room showers? I fully believe heād spend the next several months being petty af about it. āAhh, yessss. Young Dracoā¦ Someone has a bit of a crush on you. Yes, I know who it is. But Iāll only tell you if you kill Dumbledore for me.
And then Voldemort starts shipping drarry finds tumblr, is sucked into the abyss that is this fandom and forgets he wants to destroy the world.Ā
honestly Voldemort being on tumblr would explain a lot
I just started watching blue exorcist and my brain immediately went to āletās makes some memesā mode..
Okay, but you JUST started watching Blue Exorcist? Where have you been all these years my friend?
