Chapter 2: The Winter Dance
Trigger shut his locker after grabbing the hefty history book for his next class. His thoughts honed on the test that he was going to be taking later that afternoon in 6th period English. Which meant he was not expecting to see Max’s face waiting for him with his iconic sly smirk. In a more mythological age Max could have been some fox-trickster god with that look. Obviously startled, Trigger exclaimed “Jesus! Max! How long were you there?” Max’s expression shifted to a stern, almost pastorally demeanor, “You see, child, I was always with you. Something something son of God.” Both shared a laugh. Max continued in an energetic manner “Sooo, who are you taking to the dance?” Confused, Trigger raised an eyebrow in response. “You know! The winter dance! It's right around the corner!” Right, the winter dance. Trigger forgot about that. He thought that it was later this month, but in truth it was only a week from now. “Oh that, I hadn’t thought about who I would ask.” Trigger lied through his teeth. He had thought about it for quite some time. Years actually. “Come on man! There must be someone!” Max elbowed him gently, teasingly. Trigger felt himself starting to flush. Damn it. Max was too good at this. “Ah! There it is! You have been thinking about asking someone! You must tell me! Is it Mary? Maybe Grace? Ooh wait, no let me think.” Max paused to think, giving Trigger a moment to collect his thoughts. Maybe he could play with Max on this. Trigger had all the cards in his hand. Trigger smirked “you caught me. I have been thinking, but just have not asked them yet.” Max’s eyes lit up. “Ha! Them! So there are more than one! Ooh you sly ladykiller!” Trigger rolled his eyes containing his amusement. “I’ll also give you a hint. You have not said their name yet either.” Max pondered on this for some time as they navigated through the hallways. “Anna must be one of them. She’s totally into you. I’ve seen the eyes she makes at you in class.” Trigger twisted his head towards Max “Wait, what? The exchange student from France? You must be joking. She thinks I am weird.” “That’s how the French show that they're interested in you dude!” Trigger huffed exhaustively. “Max, just because your uncle has been to Europe doesn’t make him a trustworthy source of how Europeans act.” Max shriveled his face into a pout. “You are honestly not making this an easy guess.” The light from a nearby window briefly caught Max’s strawberry blonde hair in the sun. Time slowed down for Trigger. Oh, how much he wished could have had a camera to capture the image. “Well, maybe next time. I’ll let you play again on ‘Guess who is going with Trigger to the dance’” Trigger made quotation motions with his fingers, then threw a peace sign. “See you after lunch!”
The English test was brutal. Hard to focus with the stress of social life dwelling in parts of Trigger’s mind where the definitions of literary terms and correct uses of a semi-colon were supposed to be. He would at least pass the test but might have lost a few points. Trigger and Max did not live too far from each other, so they often would walk home together from school. Trigger waiting at some of the picnic tables out front for Max. Soon enough he emerged from the crowd trying to leave the school. Max had continued his guessing, but still did not manage to nail one down. “Trigger! I’ve got it! One of them is Lorrain!” Lorrain was someone Trigger genuinely thought about asking to the dance if only to get people off his back about not going to the dance alone. Much like himself, Lorrain was a bit of a weirdo. She once in elementary had run through the school with a pair of muddy overalls, making a massive mess of the place. Appearing wounded, Trigger sighed “Well you got one of them. Your prize is the achievement of beating my game.” Max devilishly smiled “I have one of them, meaning I am starting to lock on to your type, eh? The others will be so easy to figure out.” Trigger rolled his eyes. Max had gone through most of the girls his grade in this blind version of guess who, so there were not many more that Trigger could feint. “Wait, are the others in the grades above us?” Max asked inquisitively. He motioned with one hand like he was holding a pipe. Sherlock Holmes style. For whatever reason that movie series was his favorite even though Max had never touched any of the books. Trigger thought for a moment. There was that goth who was just ahead of him by a year. Still way out of Trigger’s league, but she was cute. At least she might not ask any questions about Hermit’s true intentions going to the dance with her. “Oh no, that would be too scandalous.” Max returned to his thinking. “Who else… Who else is as weird as Lorrain. Or you for that matter.” Trigger shoved Max playfully “Hey! I am not that weird!” “You admit it! You are at least a little weird!” Max shoved back playfully. Trigger smiled and then stepped out in front of Max. Locked eyes and in his most commanding tone “So now you have gotten answers out of me, it is my turn. Who are you going to take?” Max appeared surprised but then blushed. “N-no one.” Trigger raised an accusatory eyebrow. “Alright, alright. So I asked Hailey but she’s not going. Then I gave Grace a shot, but she was already going with Henry. I did ask Anna.” Trigger’s eyes shifted to surprise. “And did she say if she wanted to go?” “She said and I quote: ‘I’ll go with you when the US beats France in football’” Both of them paused to think that over. Trigger eventually broke the silence. “I don’t know how good your chances are.” In frustration, Max covered his face letting out a sigh. “I don’t know, man. I’d rather not go to my first winter dance alone.” Trigger could hear the frustration in his voice alone. “Hey, wait” Trigger stopped walking “why don’t we both go alone? Surely there will be a few others going alone. I’ll even be your wingman since I am such a ‘ladykiller’” Max revealed his face, shocked. “That’s brilliant Trigger! I could almost kiss you!” Trigger tried to keep a blush from overtaking his face. Max continued his scheming “That way we might be able to dance with the broken hearted and lonely girls. Maybe even get more than one dance in with them!” Trigger cringed slightly. He understood how puberty had made Max a little “girl crazy”. If only he was as “boy crazy” as some of these girls Max said were for Trigger. The two resumed down the sidewalk to their respective homes.
The night of the dance came up. Trigger tried his best to dress nicely. He got some gray slacks from a thrift store, an old hand me down white button up shirt, and a purple tie. With some help from his father, we managed to clean up nicely. Used some gel to hold his hair back away from his face. Since he was going to be Max’s wingman, he waited at the entrance of the dance with some other hopeful half of couples who also were waiting. Trigger partially wished the reason was the same for him, but all he hoped for at this rate was a nice night with a friend. Trigger saw Max’s mom drive up in her Ford pickup and stepped out Max. Dressed in black slacks, white button up shirt, red vest, and a similarly colored tie. His curly hair was wrangled up a little. To put it lightly, he looked amazing. Trigger waved towards him “Hey Max! Where did you get the clothes? They look great!” Max glanced down as he approached the Trigger “Oh this? Mom took me to JCPenny. Said I needed to look sharp for the dance.” Trigger could not disagree but did not say it out loud. “Well, let’s get inside. I have some wingman-ing to start doing.”