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You know what's absolutely rage-inducing to me in the books?
The fact that Rhysand wasn't allowed to fly during the 50 years under Amarantha's rule (or so he says), the fact that he was terrified there's a chance the enemies would threaten to cut his off for information in the war when he was around 29 or sth I think? Just the fact that he KNOWS the agony these woman experience.......... and did shitall for it. This guy was horrified at the POSSIBLITY of having his wings injured and didn't connect it to the absolute CERTAINTY that every girl and woman in Illyria feels. He sits on his ass and says "it takes time". B I T C H
!!!!!!YEAH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! this is what im saying, he KNOWS what these women feel. They've expressed it to him, he's witnessed it He's FELT IT- to an extent, not nearly the way they feel it, but the fear has been there- and he still.....
does nothing. Shrugs it off. Says it'll be changed, one day, eventually, when he gets around to it.
đ§SIR???????WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
riveting
also, this is the house of angels and fae, so canât help but wonder if this means weâll get Bruce becoming High Lady or whatever tf
sj///m often does this thing where, as soon as she finds out readers (and sometimes antis) like a certain thing sheâs written, she goes overkill with including that thing, so i anticipate that happening with the otters
Is it just me or does that title feel so weird. Like idk it feels s o clunky and awkward, or maybe itâs just me losing brain cells at the thought of another book
nope, not just you. itâs the âbreathâ part for me
"House of Sky" Me: OK "And Breath" Me: instantly hears the sound of someone huffing and puffing in my brain
i just wanna know how she came up with these names. how on earth does âbreathâ relate to âskyâ? or any of the creatures in this particular house? neither fae nor angels appear to have any breath superpower, so what gives?
Why couldn't have it been sky and wind. It sounds so much better đ
Why did you first read an SJM book - pretty cover, bad/good recc, random??? (I kinda want to know from all your squad but didn't want to spam everyone)
Hey squad! Polite and non-spammy anon would y'all's thoughts! @discountalien-pancake @polysorscha @spaceshipkat @water-sang-fire @croissantcitysucks and also everybody else
I read it because it was highly recommended basically everywhere it seemed like and I ran into an interview where Sarah Janet mentioned my favorite author and two of my other favorite books as being inspirations and/or lady characters the likes of which she'd like to see more of.
So you can maybe understand why I was so upset to read antifeminist trash peddled as feminism for teens, with a side of wtf racism (and then I commented on that, was told I could either not judge by one book or that they got better, and, well)
I first read it because it seemed interesting. I was in 7th grade and going through my âšedgyâš phase where anything with assassins was obviously super good, so when I found it in my middle school library I was super excited.
here take my v shitty âwhich sjm character are you quizâ that I made as a joke bc itâs my first uquiz and I wanted to make a test quiz before i do a proper one
i- okay igÂ
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friends! yet another reminder: do not use both anti tags and stan tags. if you use âanti sjm,â do not also use âthrone of glassâ in your tags unless it has the âantiâ part in front of it.
Yâknow, sometimes I wonder if the sheer volume of popular media/YA fiction focusing on soldiers/warriors/Royals etc. has led to people confusing âmoral ambiguityâ with apologia for violent institutions rooted in oppression and imperialism.
it's come to my attention that, during her latest ig live, s//jm apparently said that the king of hybern was based off donald trump. this is a blatant lie, as ac0maf (where the king of hybern, otherwise known as koh from here on, first appears) was first published in early 2016 and therefore had to have been written sometime during 2015, before donald trump was even nominated as the republican candidate. see here:
this is a blatant & enraging lie told in service of making herself look as progressive as possible without actually thinking about what she's saying. if anyone needs any more proof that she's only using this sudden concern abt politics as a pr stunt to rehabilitate her image, this is it. (and, btw, hating trump is not progressive, it's fucking basic.) it is also extremely insensitive to compare koh to trump at all, considering what took place in washington d.c. just last week. comparing your shitty, extremely underdeveloped cliché villain with no coherent ideology beyond "yes slavery?" in a fucking FANTASY book that focuses so little on the worldbuilding & politics of the setting that they might as well not exist at all to a real life aspiring dictator who's gotten thousands of ppl killed & incited his followers to storm the capitol building of his own country when the election didn't go his way is EXTREMELY insensitive to the reality of the world and speaks to a profound lack of understanding of what's actually going on here. in conclusion, sarah janet maas should never write another book ever again and i'm going to bed now.
(also, even if the sentiment was actually genuine it would still show how little she really understands politics & such bc trump and koh have like zero similarities outside of championing vague & unspecified pasts in which things were better for the historically privileged.)
Hello! Please donât use the anti tags and the main tags on the same post!
the darkling: morozova's stag is the key to everything, alina
morozova's stag:
SHADOW AND BONE coming to Netflix in April 2021
my therapist: shadow and bone stag isn't real. it can't hurt you
shadow and bone stag:
you know what this reminds me of?
irish elk. the giant deer that went extinct bc their antlers just kept getting bigger bc it made them more fuckable (sexual selection) and then they just fucking died bc their antlers were so enormous
absolutely hate what that implies plot-wise
Hey what
what do you think of the new realm breaker cover?
Boring. Sword boring, gold boring, blood boring, tagline boring. Hopelessly Western Europeanâąïž without so much as a hint of irony, with ugly mid-2000s style title and jarringly Contemporary Sci-fi Thriller author name. They couldnât even bother to find a model with hands than look like theyâve done any work ever, and the gems on that sword hilt literally look tacked on because they probably are. No one fucking puts raised gems on the grip if the sword is even pretending to be functional.
Now letâs talk about technical stuff. The text, as I mentioned, is annoyingly disjointed. The drop shadow behind the title is heavy-handed and just highlights how outdated the font feels. And why are we using this font anyway when there are better ones that donât feel like they were pulled off the cover of a Tamora Pierce reprint?
The authorâs name is also way too large and Almost Touching the pommel of the sword which is bad composition it makes it feel like things are being squished in, even though there is PLENTY of empty space on this cover. Honestly I feel like the title should have been positioned over the hilt and the gems removed or placed on the pommel and/or crossguard instead.
That puts the focus on the BLADE and the hand ON THE BLADE, which should not be bleeding from the center where there is NO CUTTING EDGE. If there is any blod at all it should originate from where the edges meet her fingers and the web of her thumb, and it should drip down the EDGES.
And the singular hand sticking out from the side is.... bad. Disembodied hands are really hard to incorporate, and they dropped the ball here. Once again, I harp on the merits of illustration and alternative artwork, because photoshopped covers always have that element of awkwardness.
The Once & Future cover looks awkward as hell because you can tell they had no idea wtf to do with the hands and the placement prevents them from actually Gripping The Hilt.
The hands on my redesign of The Winnerâs Crime looks intentional because theyâre illustrated. The positioning of the fingers and the turns of the wrist become stylizations rather than stiffly posed contortions of a Real Person.
The gold is...blah. It doesnât really bring to mind a grand realm on the cusp of dramatic change. Itâs just...Baroque French? Which I guess very very technically was a Grand Realm on the cusp of bloody revolution, but not for like, another 100 years. But itâs certainly not the High Fantasy Pseudo-medieval Europe that Iâm sure this book is about. I doubt any of the ladies will be dressed in paniers or powdered hair or mules or five metric tons of silk roses a la Madame Pompadour. I bet theyâll have beach waves.
6/10 it forgot what itâs trying to be somewhere between the Arthurian typeface and the poorly shopped blood.
 Hey, to you sci-fi/fantasy writers out there (and maybe some others, but this is mainly for things that canât really be researched irl), if you want to write a character who is a driven, passionate expert on something, donât write about them rambling indifferently about some boring, mundane part of it. Give them a deep, intense hatred of some oddly specific wow-I-did-not-even-know-that-was-a-thing-and-it-would-have-never-occurred-to-me-that-itâs-a-bad-thing thing theyâll gladly rant about.
 Write a dragon rider who really fucking hates it when a dragon is trained to bow while being reined. A space ship engineer who is pissed off when perfectly good antimatter ship has been adapted to run on neutral matter. A historian who is still not over the massive failures of a general who lost a specific battle 300 years before she was born.
 The guy currently giving us a series of lectures on the restoration of historical buildings really, really hates polymer paint. At the artisan school our stained glass teacher really hated this one specific Belgian artist - we never really figured out what did that guy even do, but heâs been dead for over 200 years and our teacher was glad that at least heâs dead.
 Experts donât just know things youâve never thought about. Theyâve got strong opinions about it.
I think the worst hot take Iâve ever seen was that YA should be for 18-35 year olds. đ€Ą
Like uhhh noâ€ïž
Wait... what?
It was on that post about how smut shouldnât be in YA and one of the replies said âsince young adults are 18-35 thatâs who the category should be for.â The didnât seem to realize that YA refers to TEENS. đ
âYoung Adultâ means 18-25 year olds. âYoung Adultâ the marketing category refers to books marketed to 12-17 year olds. (Or 13-18 year olds depending on who you ask). Honestly at this point with all that bullshit Iâm thinking about just changing saying âyaâ to âteen booksâ or something my god.
hey anti friends,
i know some of your names but not all of them, so if you feel comfortable doing so, would you reblog this and add your name to the post itself so i know what to call you? mine is Kat
kay bye đđ»âđ»đđ»
also, name can be online name or nickname, not just your given name if youâre not comfortable sharing that/arenât using it on here
itâs been days since i finished the first acotar book but full offense to sarah j maas because it took me 15 seconds to find the answer to the riddle while her character took in canon 3 monthsÂ