parker

sixteen fandoms in a trench coat - thecabinsixenby on ao3

[the-ineffable-parker]

intro post!

hi! my name is Parker, my pronouns are they/them. welcome to the may/hem that is this blog

**I cannot donate money! please don’t send me asks for fundraisers or anything like that. i will also use the block button at will**

current fandoms:

good omens (i don’t support neil gaiman), tma, percy jackson, doctor who, sfth, spn, wtnv, hadestown, the pitt (on s1)

DNI: terfs, bigots, racists, etc.

Masterposts:

good omens textposts

doctor who textposts

pjo fic masterlist

good omens fic masterlist (in progress)

my ao3: thecabinsixenby, come leave comments and kudos if you so please! I love reading comments, they make my day

other blogs: just @the-camp-half-blood-library for now! lost fic/request place for Percy Jackson fans — come send us an ask!

(last edited 3-16-26)

[theicarusstar]

i hate how modern culture has kind of…pushed its narrative on fanfic. like, authors aren’t writing fic to be a product. they’re not writing it to please the public or make a profit off of it. they’re writing it for themselves and because they enjoy making people happy and sharing their stories with others. they’re not obligated to listen to any sort of suggestion/criticism/complaint/etc. because their fic isn’t a product. it’s not something you can rate. give kudos and leave a comment if you like it. scroll if you don’t.

[oldcoyote]

if you ever doubt that your ao3 comments matter or mean something: i have been struggling with my writing for 6 months straight, crying myself to sleep afraid that i will never be able to write again, that the thing i love most in the world has left me, that my writing is just gone

this morning i got this comment:

and after i stopped blubbering over it, i picked up my writing notebook, and re-read all my fic research, and opened up my document again for the first time in weeks without being afraid of it

you have no idea how much writers treasure every single comment we get. you have no idea how big an impact you can have. sometimes, just sometimes, your one "insignificant" comment changes everything

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[chimaerakitten]

idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes

[chimaerakitten]

…well this post sure took off

[bamsara]

new ask game; what do you think my hobby, skillset or knowledge or any other details of me based off my writing

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[obsessive-procrastinator]

How do we feel about a Ruegard time loop fic, vaguely inspired by Heat Of The Moment (iykyk)??

Because that's what I'm writing now

[thepittficrecs]

hello! first off, thank you for your work in the fandom, it's much appreciated <3

second, i would love to self-rec my fic spring will come again (https://archiveofourown.org/works/85405956/chapters/225590716)! it's a 5+1 fic with platonic whitsantos and plenty of angst & fluff. it updates sundays (so it just updated) and it's currently halfway done! thank you so much!

Thank you for the ask!!!!

Spring Will Come Again by @the-ineffable-parker

5 times Dennis and Trinity were there for each other, +1 time someone was there for both of them (they are the siblings ever and i needed to make them angsty :) ) updates sundays!

I love this fic so much!!! I've started reading it and it's been super enjoyable. I'm also mutuals with this person on my main account, and I can assure you their writing is always stellar.

Make sure to kudos or comment if you like it!

[thepittficrecs]

hello! first off, thank you for your work in the fandom, it's much appreciated <3

second, i would love to self-rec my fic spring will come again (https://archiveofourown.org/works/85405956/chapters/225590716)! it's a 5+1 fic with platonic whitsantos and plenty of angst & fluff. it updates sundays (so it just updated) and it's currently halfway done! thank you so much!

Thank you for the ask!!!!

Spring Will Come Again by @the-ineffable-parker

5 times Dennis and Trinity were there for each other, +1 time someone was there for both of them (they are the siblings ever and i needed to make them angsty :) ) updates sundays!

I love this fic so much!!! I've started reading it and it's been super enjoyable. I'm also mutuals with this person on my main account, and I can assure you their writing is always stellar.

Make sure to kudos or comment if you like it!

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[tinygiantrobotsinouterspace]

And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, he’d probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez Addams as the embodiment of the Rubber Duck Method for struggling students via surprise swordplay is directly on brand.

And I firmly believe that long-term residents who finish their degrees suddenly, mysteriously, find that their student loans have been paid off. The family attends every single graduation ceremony and claps and cheers for “their” students as boisterously as any parent. They make a particular point of doing so for the ones who have no other family in attendance.

[de-activated-offical]

I don't use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

[mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[pendragonstarz]

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

[halflitpages]

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!

[dessasink]

lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one

@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter

[janiecakes13]

girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin

@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel

[shartweasel]

girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended

@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth

[candyroxxstarrs]

teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂‍↕️

npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache

[souperache]

local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder

tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish

[ravenwordsx]

traumatized gay people play a made up sport

npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3

[mik0is0bored]

tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two

1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die

2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government

@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else

[foundheaven013]

a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth

(six of crows)

@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles

(agents of shield)

@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

[sufferingfromsimp]

Crazy bitch with a big ass gun kills people from hell.

(Wynonna Earp)

No pressure tags: @fossilfuelled @ihavenoconsistentinterests @qu4k33 @katie-mcgrathfan @allpinkandgoldandglittering / open tags.

Also I think you did a very good job at describing AGENTS of Shield :)

[fossilfuelled]

HAHAHA TY FOR THE TAG

children who definitely shouldn't be entrusted with animals who have magical powers are anyway (Pokemon)

Tags: @ghost-in-park @nathanandthesun @kazoopuppy @crybabywifey @swampspiders

no pressure as usual moots :)

[swampspiders]

guy gets groomed by the manifestation of sight, falls in gay love, also every object in the world is evil

@moss4brains @doctoramn3sia

@mossymissmarsh @mossbear-minese

[moss4brains]

Satan kept having kids and is surprised the youngest ones don’t want a family reunion after he killed their adopted dad and half the world

(blue exorcist)

@myosotis-elinora @nyctous-knight @the-ineffable-parker @number1wifemisser @manybirdz27

[the-ineffable-parker]

a hospital's worst HR nightmare

open tags!

[nightvaleofficial]

[jackabbot]

i know i say this often but i cannot say it loud enough: people who comment on fics, people who reblog posts and engage with fanworks are the people who generate community and without them fandom would be nowhere, so truly thank you for your presence, you make the world go 'round <3

[sillyyyyyyyyyyyy]

space pride flags!!!

all images are from nasa

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

pretty pretty pretty

[deltarune-3025]

i think crowley would love this

[abraham-wrote-mockingbird]

Oh my god he WOULD

[artsyassassination]

happy pride to blitz and hearth.

i miss them everyday