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[the-jesting-magus]

I hate the intermixing of wizards and artificial orb creations. You did not write that summoning spell. It is clearly wrong! That creature looks incorrect. That vista feels unwizardly. I would rather you produce some fundamental and unembellished spell that makes mere brush strokes using the linear tools. It would also be more in tune with your mana and thus more effective to use!

[feyosha]

You may sometimes hear a little voice that tells you that you don’t need to use that much butter but I am here to tell you that that voice is the grim specter of the late Dr Kellogg and you should banish that demon immediately with even more butter. This is my solemn magical advice.

[gavamont]

I tried going to a wizarding school once, but I left soon after I realized my misunderstanding.

The “head master” well, he was only decent, not a master…

[the-jesting-magus]

Tis always a magic not all can grasp.

[the-jesting-magus]

GOD I LOVE ABUSING SLEEPING MAGIC. CURSE OF NAPTIME!

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

WAIT NO-

HOOONK

Shooo

[garmrin]

Listen! You can defeat sleeping magic if you use Chronomancy! Don't forget Chronomancy!

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

K fine.. In five more minutes... zzz

HOOOONKKKKK

Shoo

[the-jesting-magus]

GOD I LOVE ABUSING SLEEPING MAGIC. CURSE OF NAPTIME!

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shops, open!”

1 - potion of greater healing - 10 currency

2 - potion of statueing - 20 currency

3 - bottom of goo - 5 currency

4 - scroll - 32 currency

5 - purple potion - 27 currency

6 - orange potion - 23 currency

7 - cyan potion - 4 currency

“Also salt, 1 currency per cup”

[the-jesting-magus]

Oh wonderous I was in need of salt.

How much will 5 rubbery bouncing balls get me?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“It is 1 currency per cup, and 5 bouncy balls to 3 currency so three cups.”

(How did you get such an old post. This is the current shop)

“Shop”

1 - Mini-sun - 30 currency 2 - potion of reverse fact - 130 currency 3 - Emotion orb - 17 currency 4 - Brazier - 9 currency 5 - Bottle o

[the-jesting-magus]

Oh I see the old shop is what arrived. Time can be rather odd on occasion. All the same I would like to buy 3 cups of salt.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Here you go…sir?”

*hands salt over*

[the-jesting-magus]

Why thank you!

*Takes a swig*

Quite average quality stuff but it’ll sustain me.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shops, open!”

1 - potion of greater healing - 10 currency

2 - potion of statueing - 20 currency

3 - bottom of goo - 5 currency

4 - scroll - 32 currency

5 - purple potion - 27 currency

6 - orange potion - 23 currency

7 - cyan potion - 4 currency

“Also salt, 1 currency per cup”

[the-jesting-magus]

Oh wonderous I was in need of salt.

How much will 5 rubbery bouncing balls get me?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“It is 1 currency per cup, and 5 bouncy balls to 3 currency so three cups.”

(How did you get such an old post. This is the current shop)

“Shop”

1 - Mini-sun - 30 currency 2 - potion of reverse fact - 130 currency 3 - Emotion orb - 17 currency 4 - Brazier - 9 currency 5 - Bottle o

[the-jesting-magus]

Oh I see the old shop is what arrived. Time can be rather odd on occasion. All the same I would like to buy 3 cups of salt.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shops, open!”

1 - potion of greater healing - 10 currency

2 - potion of statueing - 20 currency

3 - bottom of goo - 5 currency

4 - scroll - 32 currency

5 - purple potion - 27 currency

6 - orange potion - 23 currency

7 - cyan potion - 4 currency

“Also salt, 1 currency per cup”

[the-jesting-magus]

Oh wonderous I was in need of salt.

How much will 5 rubbery bouncing balls get me?

[bullet-enchanter]

Why do we, as wizards, don't talk about guns? We should all, collectively, talk about guns more.

[the-jesting-magus]

Useless weapon when I can cast rubberball before they even draw it.

[the-eldritch-one]

Interesting…

This island shall suffice.

[the-jesting-magus]

Who’s?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

In an effort to “give back to the community” as my PR manager urges me to do, I have planted over 5 thousand trees across wizard island island. What kinds of trees? Don’t worry about it. They will all be fully grown within the hour.

[the-jesting-magus]

Have you not contemplated the devastation this could cause the ecology??? They shall drain the earth dry of all nutrients!!

My lord! Wizards need to stop casting spells without thinking of the repercussions.

[gavamont]

A wiz of camo did endeavor

To create a spell of stealth most clever

Better than invisible

For what could be more missable

Than the guise of no one whatsoever

[thearomancer]

You ever wish you could have instant potions? Like I spend hours every day making potions, chronomancy doesn’t work, the potions come out wrong. Any ideas?

[the-jesting-magus]

Have you tried an air fryer? I heard it is quite effective for cooking!

[gavamont]

What if there were potions you could snort? Snorting a bit of powder if faster than sipping a 2 ounce shot out of a tiny flask with only one opening. And some of those old school potions used to be 8 to 16 ounces!

So next time you’re making a potion, consider putting it in the dehydrator and getting it to a dust like consistency.

[the-jesting-magus]

Made…. Potion… work faster…. more potent…. Potion of haste… too haste… headache………

[gavamont]

Some sassy little shadow spirit decided to take an occupancy in my bathroom mirror and has been critiquing me every time I try to put on makeup. I try to blast the little shit, but they just reflect it back at me because they’re in a fucking mirror.

[amarcia]

What if the rocks growing inside your head planted by an evil wizard 5 years ago were made into a set of earrings would that be fucked up or what

[the-jesting-magus]

I think it would hurt!

[clownwizardsupreme]

It may be tempting to use shorter words in your incantations, but keep this in mind clown wizards!

Summoning a Rubber Chicken is NOT the same as summoning a Rubber Cock!

[the-jesting-magus]

I do both quite often for many a reason.