Long Live the King

narrative/food illustrator | atlanta film production assistant | worship musician with a love of beauty, absurdity, and language who wants to be your friend

[the-king--is-dead]

It was so foolish of me, to grow into you like that. It was irresponsible. And now I have phantom limb syndrome, except instead of a leg meant to be below a knee it's your heart that's supposed to be connected to mine.

[kylemiranda-andthetimes]

GEORGIA ON MY MIND, 2017

[kylemiranda-andthetimes]

DO IT SCARED, 2017

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[chroniclearia]

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

[cannedviennasnausage]

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[art-tension]

Women’s Beauty Captured 100 Years Ago In Vintage Postcards From 1900-1910   

They are just simply pure and beautiful!

h/t: vintag.es / culturainquieta

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

i love how all of them look like they’re thinking “fuck yeah i’m fabulous.” 

and they are

[loish]

my newest digital painting.

[sa2ha]

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[thenightling]

I don’t really like this particular text because it perpetuates misinformation about Cap’s views to non-fans.  Cap is all for punching Nazis in the heat of combat, not merely for expressing horrible opinions.  Observe.

And most importantly…

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

okay no matter your opinion on what’s been happening this is interesting

[nunyabizni]

Maybe people will listen to Cap though. You never know, maybe someone will get it and become less hateful for it.

[vote-for-eggman]

Idk, I’m just upset people don’t know the history of the character they’re using to DEFEND this rhetoric. It just kinda makes you look foolish when the character you are propping up as such an American man and therefore would stand for your stance actually wouldn’t.

[vieratheartist]

I love this version of Cap who is above it all and consistently bipartisan, but different authors are going to twist him for their own agendas, and they can do that because he isn’t owned by a single person but by a franchise.

Source: I’ve read some really messed-up cap comics where he was nowhere this level-headed. You just cope by calling it bad fanfiction and moving on.

[dammit-daroga]

raoul de chagny: voted most likely to dab at an inopportune time

[phantom-shtuff]

Well then maybe his hand would be at the level of his eye for fucking once

[podcastenthusiast]

The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen. The dying tell us not to be sad for them, and we do not listen. The dialogue between the living and the dead is full of misunderstanding and silence.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 37: The Auction (via redcigar)

[the-king--is-dead]

Current Status: Sitting in my car, parked in a random lot, crying 'cause the party I thought was tonight was actually last night

[boterhamworst]

[hanukkahlewinsky]

text from ex: i miss u

me:

[the-king--is-dead]

So fun update on Kyle's Mental Breakdown! I was 100% right about Matt/MILF being generally disapproved of by family (and apparently also by everyone on set. Evidently she's trashy and weird and only has her job 'cause he's fucking her so THAT'S FUN). Couldn't hold my crazy in and brought up my stalking to Brother, Brother literally listed all of my discoveries in a wild rampage explaining why Matt is not good enough for me. So, I was right, but at what cost. Apparently Matt's the sucky twin. And Ross, of course, is the great one who has an awesome marriage and is likely a believer. Ugh. Fuck me.

[caesoxfan04-blog]

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

[the-awful-rowing]

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

[localufologist]

#nevernotreblog

[gin-and-eschatonic]

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

[gwendolencorday-deactivated2023]

http://www.vox.com/2014/12/12/7385217/anderson-cooper-slave-ancestor

Here’s a link to his reaction to learning one of his ancestors was killed by a slave. To say Anderson Cooper was happy to learn that is an understatement.

[the-king--is-dead]

Tried to quit stalking. 

Didn’t work. 

Currently ferreting out a new theory.

Ross’s wife doesn’t like Matt’s girlfriend. I am all but positive. And, considering how super tight the twins themselves are, it’s unlikely that it’s a passive disinterest. First, there are three photos with this woman in them from the wedding out of probably two hundred, and only one of which acknowledges her in any way. Second, they do not appear to be Facebook friends, even though both are semi-active and seem to be courtesy friends with plenty of people. Third, Ross’s wife didn’t like the profile photo of Matt and Blond MILF even though it was taken at HER WEDDING. There are 73 likes on the photo, and none of them are the bride. 

Calling it now. Nobody in the family is a fan of Matt/MILF.