Yowapeda Spam Blog

thank you WTNB for making me fit and happy and teaching me what love is

[memorycycle]

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[the-cute-master]

la creatura....

[violenceunimagined]

[certified-cervid]

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

[the-cute-master]

Urakubita ♀️

[the-cute-master]

T2 x Skullgirls :333

[wordfather]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[annabelle--cane]

you relate to monstrous characters because you have toxic shame and live in a society that has convinced you that innocent parts of yourself are grotesque. I relate to monstrous characters because I am evil. we are not the same.

[annabelle--cane]

"you seem pretty normal to me" all the better to shock and betray you later on when it suits me. due to my evil ways.

[stopmyhearts]

if you go insane enough about the Character you can cry over things that never even happened to them outside your head

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 827: Release

Pag 1

1: Instinct and impulse!!

3: He's 300m away from the finish line!!

He pushed away the three people behind!!

Pag 2

1: Gunma Ryosei's Kiji Kyuui!!

2: Now is the moment!!

3: That guy... I don't know that jersey at all

It seems that this year is his team's debut

Debut!?

And yet that guy... he's holding Hakogaku and Sohoku down....

Pag 3

1: Today... he also took the first day's sprint!!

And now he's also trying to grasp the finish line!!

Huh, it's the same person!?

The guy who took the sprint line is also before the finish line aiming to win!!

Pag 4

1: Pedal, yon!!

With my whole body!!

2: He's not stopping!! He's accelerating again!!

The outcome is decided!!

3: Get closer

4: finish line!!

Pag 6

1: He's pedaling seriously!!

Gunma Kiji

2: I knew it!! He's pushing on to take the finish line!!

4: No, this is bad

Usually!! Usually you don't start pushing on until you're 300m away, because otherwise it's too long!!

5: his is what you were talking about, Bashi-san...

Pag 7

1: Bashi-san said it after the sprint

“Be careful, alright, Yuuto? That guy...”

2: That guy doesn't follow the general rules of road racing!!

3: I'll catch him!!

I'll enter zone 5 right now!! 4: No!! But!!

Pag 8

1: I don't have only one enemy!!

2: We're 300m away from the finish line!!

If I make even the smallest mistake when I move, these guy will overcome me!?

Pag 9

2: Viic

3: tory!!

4: He moved!! Kiji Kyuui!!

He really did move...!!

Pag 10

1: Just as I expected!!

2: Instinct? Impulse? Spinal cord? I don't know, I don't know, I, I don't know, don't know

3: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

It doesn't matter, I don't care about the reason

I doesn't matteer!!

4: Four people rushing for the finish line was the worst possible thing

5: But one person moved ahead!!

The stable “four” has collapsed...

Pag 11

1: and became “three”!!

6: Anyone would have been fine, but the fact that it's you is the best!!

7: Finally!!

8: I can...

9: Huh

10: Ah

Pag 12

1: release

Pag 13

1: my new form!!

Pag 16

2: What... the saddle is so high....

What's this

3: But... the frame's size is small...

4: It might be just right...

Pag 17

2: What happened, Midosuji-san tore off a cloth from his legs and for an instant...

3: It looked like the shattered pieces of a mask....!?

4: Midosuji's pressure changed

5: What, it's as if... no, that can't be

6: It's pure... like a child enjoying everything...

Pag 19

2: Huh!?

3: Kyo....

4: Kyoto caught up to Gunma!! In an instant!!

They're neck and neck!!

Amazing!

What a weird acceleration

By the way, has Kyoto's cyclist always been that small?

Doesn't he look like a child?

Huh!?

Pag 20

1: Who... are you?

3: I'm... Mi.... Midosuji Akira

If I take first place with my bike

4: My mum will be very happy

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

[shiftofgallifrey]

I need the character shaking and sobbing in someone’s arms

[breaddo]

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

[oldshowbiz]

[cringelord6000]

why did i draw emphatic midousuji as if they didn’t find 12 dead bodies in the basement of his summer home???? 🤨