🔥lemons🔥

[the-lemoner-offical]

i am the lemoner

i will lemon you :3

my goal is to do lemoney world domination

what? anyway i go by any pronouns, i just dont wanna get caught :3

open to suggestions on who to lemon!

now open to kidnapping suggestions & applications! :3

tags:

#john shenanigans: for john interactions

#general shenanigans: for when not lemoning & theres no john

#lemoning: lemoning!

#lemon suggestions: suggestions on who to lemon

#besties: the friends :3

#holy father(literal): @holyspiritoffical, my adopted parent

#my child: my adoptive children @blue-solo-cup-offical & @evilspellcheck-offical (also evilspellchecks partners)

#yayay kidnaping: kidnapping attempts

#lemoney lore: lore :3

#that lemon fuck: mod posts/posts with mod stuff

#the orchard grows: ....

open the cut, i dare you :3

mod is

she/they

autistic with adhd

aroace

the lemoner :3

hostages/unpaid workers(just lemon picking, they get shade & water breaks+free lemons+only work half the day minus breaks): @/towel-offical, @/glitter-offical(freeloader :3), @/amnesia-offical, @/always-being-watched-official(freeloader), @/rat-on-cocaine-offical(freeloader), @/8-ball-offical(freeloader), @/pencil-sharpener-offical, @/hazard-to-society-offical, @/wrath-offical, @/court-jester-offical, @/sylveon-offical, @/evilspellcheck-offical(freeloader), @/twink-offical, @/the-offical-government(freeloader), @/ocean-offical, @/cishet-offical, @/no-sleep-offical

friends: @lemon-offical, @ant-offical, @silly-little-arson-frog-offical, @glitter-offical, @wrath-offical @twink-offical

siblings: @always-being-watched-official

inlaws: @evilgrammar-offical @grammar-offical @old-english-offical @spellcheck-offical

enemies: @temu-offical(entity disapproves), @thing-offical(entity disapproves)

victims: @john-watson-offical

lore:

ok so this dumbass found a pocket dimension of infinite lemon trees inside an infinite greenhouse(thats where the hostages work & are housed) hidden inside a normal greenhouse & theyre now spreading lemons, theyre also compelled to spread the trees to grow the entities network, the network can speak to him by her left eye that was sacrificed & replaced by a lemon, they usually cover it :3

the silly reditioned in gacha(yellow eye is a lemon) :3

(they have more outfits so like feel free if drawing them to draw the lemon patterned one or this one, or maybe a fully star patterned one, go crazy, but not too crazy the base color is yellows & blacks)

[middlemists-red]

*drops 57 lemons on your doorstep*

have fun! :D

@the-lemoner-offical

Oh why thank you :D

[the-lemoner-offical]

I think u shud lemon @middlemists-red

done! :)

[the-lemoner-offical]

you are an under-appreciated pillar of the officalverse community. I think I've been seeing your posts since like august. major props

(thanks! :3)

[the-lemoner-offical]

hey honey!

could I please have some lemons? I'm planning on making a cake!

I'll bring you some when it's done?

- @mum-offical

*hands you 53 lemons*

here! :3

[john-watson-offical]

*drops off 136 lemons on your doorstep*

have fun with your lemons, john! :)

@the-lemoner-offical

oh that's just great... thanks?

[the-lemoner-offical]

youre welcome :3

[holyspiritoffical]

hi dad!!! :D

@the-lemoner-offical

HEY KIDDO! Sorry the trip was so long, how are you?

[the-lemoner-offical]

great! tho i havent done much :(

[the-lemoner-offical]

can you lemon me? I love lemons they're my favourite fruit and I have multiple lemon shirts and a lemon Christmas ornament and I got 8 lemons in my Christmas stocking

no, i cant :3

[the-lemoner-offical]

I need you to lemon @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical 's pfp I was told to annoy them

no thanks :3

(sorry, havent been online much)

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Omg thank you so much

[the-lemoner-offical]

youre welcome

[the-lemoner-offical]

I need you to lemon @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical 's pfp I was told to annoy them

no thanks :3

(sorry, havent been online much)

[the-lemoner-offical]

A little cat snuck into the greenhouse, silently treading across the floor. Carefully, it approached their target and....

Meau~

It broke it's cover with a simple meow, and placed a gift wrapped lemon in front of the Lemoner.

– @gifting-cat-official

hello kitty :3

i already have lemons but thank you :D

[sparkle-robin-4]

Alright I have a short little tag game ✨

What do you think you'll be when you grow up?

What do you wish you could be when you grow up? And why it isn't achievable

I'll go first

• i think I'm going to be a vet when I grow up

• I want to be a screenwriter or a songwriter. I think this isn't achievable because they don't make a lot of money and it could take ages, if ever, to break our in either industry, especially as only the writer

@fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @eyes-without-a-faceeee @wolf-john-wolf @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @ghostonagravestone @ash-cherryblossom @ang3l-ocean @betterunderthestars @brieflyspookyrook @blackbrother2508 @batfamazarath221 @charbr @clodyghost @crowwolf8 @drivingmeinsan3 @draw-the-fallen-stars @doutzen-taylors-version @damsnackbar03 @elevencherries @favouriteforlonglongtime @goldwngedangel @garden-of-runar @imlostinyour-iris @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @illicit-poet @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @imkindasleepdeprived @just-4-girl @justremuslupininamask @kingofkaumidy2 @krow-offical @koshkaur @lookinforluck @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @lllaced @mrecletic @n0ahh0pal @ninjitheninjaturtle @polohasobsessions @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @snakepetal @straykidlover @spookymoonyy @sspadfoot @thepicklekingog @toweird2benormal-deactivated1607 @the-stars-are-never-far-away @what-even-is-thiss @wisegirl42 @whatonearthisgoingon and open tags

[nixie-offical]

I think I’m gonna be a marine biologist when i grow up

(Idk what to say for this one so im gonna do it a bit differently) I wish I can invent something other than shark nets thats more effective but less fatal to sharks and the other marine life that get caught in them(because shark nets are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND INEFFECTIVE)

@goblin-offical @man-offical @whale-offical

@australia-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

@evil-bread-offical @gay-flavoured-melanistic-fox

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

I think I'm probably going to trade school when I get older, not quite sure what for yet

I wanted to be an astronaut but that's not exactly achievable between my disabilities and the amount astronauts get paid and a few other things

uhhh

@john-doe-offical

@hunger-offical

@no-one-offical

@radiation-poisoning-offical

@onion-opinions-offical

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

(no pressure tags)

[john-doe-offical]

Ill most likely go into science (maybe medicine?)

I would love to be one of those people who do sidequests for money, or an assassin! That would be really cool but I think that is completely unfeasible in this day and age.

No pressure tags!

@da-police-offical @library-of-hell @library-of-heaven @library-of-purgatory-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

[library-of-purgatory-offical]

Either psychology, biology or fine arts.

I wanted to be a ballerina (lol) but my limbs aren’t that stretchy.

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @pineapple-on-pizza-offical @nederland-offical

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Aged care. I already do a sub section of it

I wanted to be a ghost writer. But I gave up because my parents said they make little to no money and dont get the recognition they deserve

@library-of-hell @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fantasy-offical @lemon-offical @the-lemoner-offical

[the-lemoner-offical]

the lemoner, i dont need money, i get everything i need from the entity, wanted to be a math professor tho but cant because of obligation to the entity :3

@towel-offical @glitter-offical @amnesia-offical @always-being-watched-official @rat-on-cocaine-offical @8-ball-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @hazard-to-society-offical @wrath-offical @court-jester-offical @sylveon-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @twink-offical @the-offical-government @ocean-offical @cishet-offical @no-sleep-offical @lemon-offical, @ant-offical, @silly-little-arson-frog-offical, @glitter-offical, @wrath-offical @twink-offical @always-being-watched-official @evilgrammar-offical @grammar-offical @old-english-offical @spellcheck-offical @john-watson-offical @holyspiritoffical @blue-solo-cup-offical

[the-lemoner-offical]

Lemon them

:3

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Utjdndufufnfjduwnwj awwwww so cute

[the-lemoner-offical]

Lemon them

:3

[asleep-offical]

WHAT THE...? a no sleep cult? That's horrible, how could someone do that? @ghostbestie-offical is getting a kinda powerful enemy, I feel betrayed by a fellow offical, and they have a gun? They are threatening people to not sleep? I'm sure their asleep-self is way less chaotic and is suffering not being able to be, but the body need its sleep, so when that moment comes, their asleep-self will rise for a loooong time.

Don't make me use my sleep note

[ghostbestie-offical]

I will never sleep, MWHAHAHA

[no-sleep-offical]

GUYS CAN WE FIGHT @asleep-offical ? :D

[asleep-offical]

OH OH, so now you are here? Weren't you kidnapped by @the-lemoner-offical?

I'll put y'all to sleep, this is for your own good.

[the-lemoner-offical]

i did kidnap them! :3

[the-lemoner-offical]

Hey I wore a lemon fit today, it had a Lemon skirt and Lemon Earrings and a Lemon bag.

Are you proud of me? :D

yes my child :3

[the-lemoner-offical]

lemon flavored things are always so good

correct :3