The Locusts

hungry

[pukicho]

Welcome... To Locust Academy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You may have won the battle but the war shall come 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

sorry my calendar is booked can we schedule the ant war for march of next year

[cachow-it]

ITS TIME

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO NOT YET NO IT CAN'T BE

[the-locusts]

🐜🤝🦗

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[the-locusts]

i have an scp canon hub you might be very interested in...

:D 🦗🦗🍽️🪟🦗🦗🦗🦗🌍🦗🦗🦗

[hypothetipolls]

If you were a natural disaster, what would you be?

Hurricane

Famine

Volcanic Eruption

Landslide

Tsunami

Earthquake

Tornado

Wildfire

Flood

Drought

Epidemic

Other

Voting ended onFeb 13

[the-locusts]

B) 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[gumbilinmcgee]

Love is in the air? WRONG!

SWARM OF LOCUSTS

[evilwizard]

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🪱

🐌

🐛

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

[evilwizard]

Looks like snail is winning! Unfortunately, snail has also been assassinated. [citation needed]

On the upside, worm has taken a lover! Everyone meet Michael, worm’s new husband and running mate :)

Caterpillar has also announced a running mate: spider, whose qualifications are unknown.

Updated Ballot

🪱🧍🏼‍♂️

🐛🕷️

🦗🦗🦗 swarm of locusts (write-in candidate)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

[evilwizard]

Okay, since everyone and their mom’s requested it—I would be willing to resurrect the snail, but it would require a sacrifice. A life for a life.

Midterm Election: Kill Michael to Save Snail?

Kill him 🔪🧍🏼‍♂️

Spare him 🐌👼

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

[evilwizard]

Well, you’re all sick freaks, but okay.

The Final, Final Ballot. For Real.

🪱 ⚰️ (in mourning)

🐛 🕷️ 🪰🪰🪰 (he’s already selecting cabinet members?)

🐌🧠 <- ignore that. he needed a snack

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

[the-locusts]

[new-bug-ideas]

If you now meet the person you have always wanted to meet, what is the first sentence you say to him/her?.

"Bugs" and then I open my mouth and breathe dryly as a swarm of locusts exits every orifice on my face and eats them alive.

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[elviswizard-official]

woah papas, your hunka hunka burnin love conjured me into existence

[evil-black-sludge]

Yeah evil wizard you made me and I only had one thing to say so now I exist aimlessly

[evilwizard]

i never asked to be a father

[the-locusts]

chirp 🦗

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Cool Bug Contest Round 1

Locust

Red Velvet Ant

Voting ended onJul 7, 2025

[the-locusts]

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[the-locusts]

It’s pride month, locusts 🏳️‍🌈 you know what that means

🦗?

🦗?

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

🍓🥕🌽🫐🫛🍆?

🦗?

[evilwizard]

Mr EvilWizard did you cast a plague of locusts onto the first floor campus bathrooms or was that someone else

@the-locusts was that us?

[the-locusts]

The locusts did not have time for a good bathroom rendering, or desire to use photoshop. Viewers will have to engage their suspension of disbelief. or else

[flowerbleedme]

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: G ta t a a ct a g: ca t t c t' atg a a ag t g a 't at t ag a c: CA'T A T C A! ' T G, "C G AT TAT G CT T T A G"

Closest match: Coriaria nepalensis isolate Cnep1 chromosome 09 Common name: Masuri Berry

(image source)

[boothyghost]

one that could. shake up a man? a little too much?

[hellsitegenetics]

oh no.

[quickgoldie]

@the-locusts you have been summoned

[the-locusts]

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[the-locusts]

So excited to see the emergence of a gimmick blog in real time here are some more locusts for the hoard

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[the-locusts]

hey my neighbor is being a bitch can you eat his garden?

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[the-locusts]

🌽

^ snacks for you :)

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🦗 🌽🌽 🦗 🌽🌽 🦗

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[evilwizard]

Excuse me sir, God hath not responded to me yet, so I'll ask ye, but don't tell the village I did. Can ye give us a good harvest this year?

no.. locusts

[the-locusts]

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🟦🟦🟦🟦☁️🟦🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🟦🟦🟦☁️

🟦☁️🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🟦☁️🟦🟦🟦🟦

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[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[the-locusts]

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[evilwizard]

MY FUCKING CROPS

[the-locusts]