the loft troll

Erin/32/Rhode Island Comedy, hilarious cats, hot dudes, tv, and existential crises

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[lavender-scorpio-deactivated202]

Do u still use a safe word?

Yeah it’s “meatloaf” bc I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that

[submissivefeminist]

I fucking love this????

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[valtsv]

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

[valtsv]

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

[one-pissed-off-child]

[lilacalmondfoot]

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[thecraftybear]

Everything's gonna be fine and it's not negotiable.

[hadersgf]

Fran Fine rlly handed a box to Sheff saying “return this it’s what I was going to wear on our honeymoon night” and inside was just a single tube of lipgloss and she looked at him w that devilish smile and winked and said “suffah” bc he fake proposed to her, honestly only respect and adoration for my Queen. Iconic behaviour

[peace-and-plants]

me: i’m fine

internally: i need a full body massage, 3 orgasms and an iced coffee asap

[huffylemon]

[funnytwittertweets]

[swan2swan]

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

[drownedinlight]

Queen and Prince Consort*

[animentality]

[stockcarpet]

HARRY SHUM JR. 95th Academy Awards (2023)

[the-bluespirit]

MICHELLE YEOH wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for Everything Everywhere All At Once

[fashionnfacts]

Sandra Oh attends the 95th Oscars - Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles - March 12th, 2023

[rylandsgrace]

JENNIFER COOLIDGE for W Magazine photographed by Lenne Chai

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[catchymemes]