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WHAT!?
Tumblr allows nudity again!? Hi, I guess Iâm back!
Literally the exact same thought
THIS IS IT
my brother is getting married and iâm so excited to fulfill my destiny as the embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with the bride for the entire ceremony
iâm gonna yell âRUN AWAY WITH MEâ to her during the vows
there are people out there genuinely worried that Iâm gonna steal my brotherâs bride away the day of their wedding⊠iâm laughing. Iâve known her since I was born, we just love annoying the shit out of my brother and this âyou picked the wrong siblingâ joke has been going on for as long as I can remember. The whole family is in on it. The three of us are super close, sheâs always been family. Also we are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom wore jeans at my Dadâs and hers, signed a bunch of papers and then got blackout drunk), and my brother and his girlfriend probably wonât even have a ârealâ ceremony, just a celebration between friends and family. I love my brother and he already knows Iâm gonna pull some stupid stunt, itâs what we do. His girlfriend is usually the one to initiate these shitty jokes, I wouldnât be surprised if she was the one to stop the âceremonyâ to say some shit like âWAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLINGâ. please donât take any of this seriously lmao
that said, iâm definitely showing up half naked to her bachelorette party as the âsurprise stripperâ with a sash that says âthe sibling your should be marryingâ and a shitty plastic tiara
UPDATE:Â
1) for people confused about the âIâve known her since I was born (âŠ) sheâs always been familyâ: Sheâs the granddaughter of our parentsâ neighbors, we all grew up together and my brother and her have been in love since they were babies. He held her hand as she made her first steps, they even have a picture on their wall of the moment before she first tried to get up
2) ITâS OFFICIAL, IâM GONNA BE MY BROTHERâS BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH. Everything is going according to plan.
If you are the best man you need to get a sword.
^ This is true itâs only logical.Â
It makes me laugh just how quickly I can get caught up on my dash from hours ago.
This place really is turning into a ghost town.
so like okay,Â
I donât know why Iâve been obsessively thinking about the concept of âgaydarâÂ
but I have.Â
Actually no itâs because a straight family member used the term likeÂ
âoh I have really great gaydarâÂ
and it made me feel really grossÂ
and it took me like a full hour to realize why.Â
When heterosexual people say that,Â
it feels like theyâre bragging about their ability to clock us, you know?Â
like a straight person is telling me that they can spot us queers at 50 pacesÂ
and iâm immediately going to be uncomfortable with that,Â
whereas when other queer folks talk about being able to spot each otherÂ
itâs a tool for survival.Â
Like hereâs the thing right?Â
being able to tell is important sometimes. Â
Hereâs an example:Â
A couple summers ago I was in a very very small town in Nova Scotia, CanadaÂ
(like 6 buildings small)Â
and I met a woman in the library who was probably a little older than my actual mother.Â
She was there most days using the wifiÂ
because she lived across the street in an apartment without internet.Â
We sat at the same table a few times and spoke briefly about life in passingÂ
and after a few of these not-talking-about-gay-stuff convos I was pretty sure she was a part of the lgbtq communityÂ
and I slipped in a casual pronoun re: an exÂ
and she just looked at me,Â
stopped completelyÂ
and said âoh thank fuck, I thought so.âÂ
and instantly started talking about her girlfriend,Â
it was like this huge wave of relief washed over both of usÂ
because we were in a small rural town and both hovering in this really queer space and unable to talk about it.Â
Anyway she was really rad and took me to the closest big town to buy me a tim hortons coffeeÂ
because she found it reprehensible that I had been in canada for more than 3 weeks already and hadnât ever had it.Â
Almost instantly it was likeÂ
âoh okay we have this thing in common that other people may not be cool withÂ
but we can actually exist and not hide shit without the fear of violence or angerâ
but when itâs a straight person
theyâre pretty much just letting you know that they can spot the fact that you seem âabnormalâ to themÂ
like greatÂ
thanks for letting me know.Â
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Weâre identifying brethren while theyâre identifying outsiders. Itâs that simple.
that last comment
Thank you, Carrie Fisher.
Carrie: specifically asks women
Man: talks
Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasnât talking to you
Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now sheâs THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by âexactly the sameâ I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? Iâd say itâs witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that sheâs Keira KnightleyÂ
Perspective.Â
âLooting? I thought these were supposed to be nonviolent protestsâ
I know itâs incredible! People are literally coming out of the woodwork to comment on this photoset to focus on the looting headline with âwell yes it is nice they were helping people hit with the tear gas, but stealing is still wrong uwuâ as if theyâre back to kindergarten morality.
Like everyone whoâs gone to boot camp Iâve been tear gassed. They put about 50+ of you in a gas chamber and toss it in. You have to stay there until your rank is allowed to exit. Before that though, you have to say your name, rank, and social security number. You then exit and file into ranks (again) outside and are not allowed at any point to rinse your face or eyes for the entire day.
That right there? Easily the worst part of boot camp. My eyes were literally swollen shut. I was blinded for a good 30 minutes and my chest hurt for days.
I have zero problem and not and ounce of judgement for people raiding a mcdonalds that can easily afford to repair damage for ANYTHING to help ease the shittiness that is being tear gassed. Esp because every one of us in boot were medically sound to deal with tear gas. Children, asthmatics, people prone to panic and anxiety attacks, the elderly as sooo many more are NOT going to handle tear gas well at ALL.
Or that smoke the police use either.
Itâs easy to sit there and judge someone from the safety of your home and say things like âitâs just tear gasâ or âit canât be that badâ.
Fuck you. As someone who HAS been gassed, you need to stfu.
I remember all the preparation they did to get us ready for the gas chamber in boot camp. We were taught how to handle ourselves, how to control our breathing, not to touch anything, how to avoid the worst of the gas. But it still didnât matter. I remember taking in that first breath and feeling like I had just been kicked in the chest. I remember a few guys in my platoon falling down and vomiting. We knew the gas wasnât as bad on the floor but we were the fifth platoon through and the vomit kept us from bending over more than absolutely necessary. I remember a few guys, guys in peak health training to be infantrymen, breaking ranks and running for the door only to be dragged back in kicking and screaming until they said name, rank and serial. They were expecting it, trained for it, bragging about how it wouldnât bother them. I remember standing there with all of the mucus from my nasal cavity on the front of my ACUs and thinking to myself âThis is the nonviolent option?â Covered head to toe and my skin still itching I looked down at the silver wedding band hanging next to my dog tags and realized that the gas had eaten little pits into its surface. I stood there and thought of all the news reports I had seen over the years. The uprisings and revolutionaries being gassed, the crowds running from men in masks. Thatâs the moment I got it, staring at my ruined wedding band, thatâs the moment I realized terrorism isnât about bombs or who is using them. Itâs about controlling people through fear. Itâs about removing their ability to act reasonably, to make them seem like the monsters. Terrorism is about triggering people to fight or flight then blaming them for not being rational. Itâs about power. Remove someoneâs power to act with reason, and you remove their humanity.
Oh fuck
My god this commentary is perfect. Also a reminder that it turned out this âlootingâ was not that at all, the police bust that window with a bullet and the staff were gracious enough to hand milk out it seems, the protestors did not break in but even if they did just look at what they were trying to do with that milk, look at what they went through. The immense endurance thatâs been shown by the people of Ferguson in the face of all this is incredible.
so i took a modern architecture course to fulfill a creative arts university req this semester and i have several conclusions now thatâs done:
1. modern architecture? ugly
2. brutalism? somehow, even uglier
3. post-modern architecture? okay so now theyâre actively trying to make it as bad as possible
4. neogothic? art noveau? art deco? absolutely spectacular, letâs have more of that
to illustrate:
modern architecture:
ugly and boring
brutalism:
worse
post modern:
what the actual fuck am i looking at
art nouveau:
ooh hell yeah
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This bothers me on an emotional and spiritual level
Hey @staff I've been followed by a dozen porn bots since your adult content ban.
Shulkâs bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroarâs 15 incher
I donât know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
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Iâd PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we donât know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereâs an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
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jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason âjesus is whiteâ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.
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Reblog if youâre still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. Iâm still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.