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perhapsarat

and don’t you dare forget it

#hell yeah

jovaline

🔥⚡️🔪DANGEROUS LADIES🔪⚡️🔥

if-youre-not-a-dog-then-leave

Hogwarts Classes as John Mulaney Quotes

Care of Magical Creatures: You need to show dominance over your puppy.

Defense Against the Dark Arts: STREET SMARTS!

Potions: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said “It’s perfume.”

Flying: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a hundred-year-old blind dog, who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.

Transfiguration: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.

History of Magic: That’s like when your gram would be like, “We’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain!” and you’re like, “No one knows what you’re talking about, you IDIOT.”

Muggle Studies: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.” And they’re like, “Partial credit.”

Frog Choir: So we put in seven dollars and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones’ “What’s new pussycat”

mollmaeve

if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory

sonnetscrewdriver

I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.

gay-jesus-probably

Kingley Shacklebolt is probably the best roommate ever. The reason he never gets mentioned as the fifth is because he doesn’t ask questions. The other five start disappearing all night every full moon during fifth year? He doesn’t care and doesn’t want to know. Walked in to find Sirius talking to a fucking deer in the dorm like it was James? Just keep moving and don’t make eye contact. James, Sirius and Peter leaving shit all over the floor? Combine forces with Remus to politely yet firmly remind them that we’re not living in a goddamn barn and your dirty underwear shouldn’t spend three weeks straight on the floor James.

Kingsley was, naturally, invited to the Potter-Evans wedding. The invitation was accompanied with a formal apology for the Everything, signed by the Marauders. Enclosed was a little trophy, with the plaque reading ‘best roomie ever’

It may or may not permanently live on his mantle. Kingsley Shacklebolt does not inform Harry Potter of any of this. He has enough people that knew his parents, Kingsley’s not going to make it weird. Keep moving and don’t make eye contact. Besides, he already gave copies of all his pictures of them to Hagrid to go into a photo album for Harry back in first year.

#i'm not crying you're crying

unsahikable

literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense

davids-harbour

“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” “It’s October 3rd.”

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

#i wore pink today #because it's wednesday

teylaemmagan

susiephone

someone: it’s inevitable snape turned out to be a horrible person, when you consider his childhood…

sirius: *abused and raised by blood supremacists, is disowned, is framed for murder*

sirius: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

neville: *grew up with a controlling grandmother who always told him he wasn’t good enough, lived with the knowledge that his parents were tortured to insanity, bullied and looked down on by just about everyone*

neville: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

ginny: *is literally possessed by voldemort for the better part of a year*

ginny: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

remus: *had no friends until he was 11, lives in constant fear of being outed as a werewolf, forced to become a monster every month*

remus: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

luna: *watched her mother die, picked on by everyone except ginny, treated as a freak, has only one friend until she’s 14*

luna: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

hagrid: *expelled at age 13 for something he didn’t do, accused of murder twice, outcasted for being half-giant*

hagrid: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

cho: *has her first love be murdered by a genocidal dictator and about half the world refuses to believe it, must struggle with her feelings towards harry and her guilt about them*

cho: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

mcgonagall: *fell in love with a muggle but had to break off their engagement, for fear of turning out like her own mother, later married a wizard who she loved but he died 3 years later*

mcgonagall: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

harry: *is degraded and abused his entire childhood, forced to sleep in a cupboard for 11 years, constantly treated as being an unwelcome outsider, told he should be grateful for his abusers taking him in, lied to constantly for the first 11 years of his life about who he is and who his parents were, consistently blamed for things that he couldn’t control, picked on at school and continuously beaten up by his cousin’s gang, sees multiple people die*

harry: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

knockturnallley

There was no waking from this nightmare, no comforting whisper in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in his imagination; the last and greatest of his protectors had died, and he was more alone than he had ever been.

geekandmisandry

No one ever needed a backstory for Nagini. We were set. Big snake. Voldemort talks to big snake.

That was it.

turnedherbrain

I always look for the character that gets into your guts and tells you: ‘You have to play this.’ … When I read a script, I look for that kind of pull.

aliswong

“I feel like Diana is really accessible. It’s very easy to relate to her. She has the heart of a human so she can be emotional, she’s curious, she’s compassionate, she loves people. And then she has the powers of a goddess. She’s all for good, she fights for good, she believes in great. I want to be her. And in Wonder Woman, she has this naivete in her. It isn’t stupid, it’s magical. I would want to be naive like that again.” - Gal Gadot