a daydream dressed like a nightmare

Jim Moriarty thinks you're ordinary (Theme customisation currently in progress, the old one was too awful to leave even while this one's a wip)

[theinfiniteweekend]

[sadanduseless]

What Your Sleeping Positions Say About Your Relationship

[plutos-still-a-planet]

God dam it Pete.

[blazepress]

How your Facebook news feed will look when you reach your mid 20’s.

[commiekinkshamer]

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

[malacha1]

If you replace ‘men’ with ‘Jews’, a huge percentage of Tumblr becomes nazi propaganda.

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

if you replace “beef” with “human flesh” a lot of recipes become disgusting and illegal

[bedabug]

[misandry-mermaid]

THIS IS SO SCARILY ACCURATE

[pondwitch]

[babyminaj]

me in any situation

[ghost-tate]

10nant you in groups of people, precious anxious baby

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

[themadeye]

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of...

[wrathofthegiraffe]

There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone listening does that awkward polite laugh and then it gets quiet, so you burn your house down, fake your death, move to Chile and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

[veinseer]

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

[adhdbeowulf-deactivated20250906]

overthrow the boogeoisie

[memeguy-com]

You win this round cheese

[ogseitai]

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[official-motherfuckinoedipus-de]

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[river-b]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

[adhoption]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

[saintsideways]

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

[orangerosemary]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

[bigangry-deactivated20200928]

#also after you tell me you gotta convince me you aren’t just mocking me#’cause that’s the next problem (Via canaa)

[neenya]

zig-a-zig ahhhhh *jazz hands*

[lesbianpdf-deactivated20161214]

me around my family 

me around my friends

[lesbianvenom]

that point in the semester where everything is like

[twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad]

and I’ve gotten to the point where I’m like