remembering all the times i spent money
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
Keni
AnasAbdin

Origami Around
Three Goblin Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Love Begins
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@the-natster
remembering all the times i spent money
jesus no
no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics
gay?
Yes my liege. Trans also.
very well. let them in.
i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
Umgekehrte Tropes (but make them german)
“Darf ich dir das Sie anbieten?“ – Nix mit duzen, mit der Intimität kommt nun mehr Abstand
Es gibt zwei Betten, aber nur eine Bettdecke. Make them fight for it
„Ich esse meine Pommes am liebsten mit Nutella :)“
Der Zug ist pünktlich, Charakter A und Charakter B haben beide eine angenehme Reise nach Sylt
Alle schnulzig-kitschigen Kosenamen sind akzeptiert, "Schatz" hingegen verpönt
Anti Bäckerei AU: Anstatt zum Bäcker zu gehen macht Charakter A für Charakter B Aufbackbrötchen im Ofen warm
„Oh, du mähst morgens um sechs an einem Sonntag den Rasen? Wie… attraktiv…“
With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω\*))
This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ^皿^)っ
Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*
Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.
Thank you dear Eurovision audience. Not only a black ocean but also booing but what did the tv station do? Fake cheering....but at least we know how it really went down. I am so not watching btw
anxious girl shocked to discover that doing the thing she was so afraid to do was actually easier than she catastrophically anticipated in her head
anxious girl decides to avoid her own perfectionism for the sake of her peace of mind knowing it’s better to “half-ass” something (being imperfect) than being paralyzed and never trying at all
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
@staff free me
sometimes you see discourse ™ so mindbogglingly dumb you just have to be like, that’s the kids talking. that’s the same as when two toddlers are having an intense conversation and it’s totally detached from reality but they’re very serious about it. that’s not for me that’s for the kids