Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

I'm a film enthusiast who sometimes makes funnies. Jade, 17, UK. Raging bisexual, single.

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NEW BLOG

Hi all, I have a new blog @whothefsarcticmonkeys, this blog will be inactive from this point onwards due to silly old me forgetting the password for this one xxxx

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[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

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my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

[uhrair-blog]

on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers

[futureevilscientist]

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

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Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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[dinkywinks]

adam sandler’s shooting a movie at my (very queer liberal arts) college this week and facebook has become a very surreal place. people keep posting stuff like “man i thought adam sandler would be a jerk but i just keep seeing him complimenting peoples’ pastel hair dye and helping people carry things” and “aw man i’m gonna be late to class, i cant leave the building because adam sandler is kicking the shit out of ben stiller”

[dinkywinks]

this one’s my favorite

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[notinthesameway]

AM6 CONFIRMED

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal?

[dearhoneyrose]

omfgggg im done with yalls brutal ass

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[revolutaire]

no studying we fail like men

[lucilledraws]

I’m not sorry