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[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own

keanu reeves: literally cannot die

mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny

taika waititi: lesbian

dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here

tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were

mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

[chihirochill-archive]

This is Danny devito erasure

[swampthot]

Danny devito: you’re short and or have a foot fetish

[secretbunker]

hey cole i dont like that

[swampthot]

I don’t either but it had to be done

[games-for-gamers]

Minecraft player will know…

[lesbianskyrim-deactivated201902]

what will they know

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

More than you can imagine

[deaddolin]

i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, it’s just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky

[ampervadasz]

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

A super viscous liquid

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[chunkyheels]

I am YELLING

[left-reminders]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

this hits too close to home

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[chonce]

i’m screaming did any of yall have to do silent sustained reading in middle school? i remember NOTHING ever being as funny as when you weren’t allowed to talk or laugh like ur friend from across the class would do something entirely benign like look over and lift a finger n you’d be sittin there like

[jakemorph]

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

[3ology]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

[slickarus2]

Glew

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[thewickedwilds]

rebagel if the flu shot made you gay

[satansnotsobad-deactivated20200]

yall should reblog this with your zodiac sign and the color you associate with it in the tags

[spelldealer]

[leesh]

mhmmmmm

[iwilleatyourenglish]

lmao what???? pride is literally a celebration of LGBT+ people. it’s for US.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

…………Pride was literally created for the explicit purpose of celebrating LGBT+ people. it is not for celebrating cishet identities. like that’s just…. not what it is. you don’t get to just change the definition of Pride lmao

[skullsprigsreblogs]

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS