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not the offical subway account of tumblr, this is a roleplay/gimmick blog. they/ey/it please subway dont sue me im broooooke

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

[justt-jayy]

just a little reminder

if you support trump, elon, nazis, hitler,

get the FUCK off my page.

[robd57]

[grandpayaoi]

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

[grandpayaoi]

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

[objectum-confessions]

because my gf is public and lives far away from me, i have a plushie that reminds me of her. but sometimes, i treat it like it *is* her. does anyone else have personal objects they link to their public objects or is that just me?

-🧬🎢

that's so sweet :]]

do you have personal objects that remind you of your public object partner?

yes (show them to meeee)

no

not public objectum

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2025

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[animentality]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you can season it, you can drizzle it with sauce, you can cook it in broth or coconut milk, you can add spices sugar butter sesame oil rice vinegar, you can mix it w/ garlic & scallions & veggies, you can fry it and scramble an egg in it, it goes with meat & seafood & protein, it reheats great with a bit of water, it's cheap, insane shelf-life, ideal for bulk buy discounts, many types & shapes & textures, there are thousands of recipes ranging from china to india to japan to the middle east to latin america to europe. AND a rice cocker cooks it for you. the many splendors that await you...

[thefloatingstone]

@me-and-my-gaster

[me-and-my-gaster]

Ever since I got my hands on a rice cooker, I'm lowkey addicted to rice and no 'filler' tastes as good as that (unseasoned, bare ass) rice from the cooker does.

And then I can ADD stuff to it. All the stuff. I am rabid for rice.

[homunculus-argument]

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

[technofeudalism]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[maverlok]

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

[deejohnes-deactivated20151107]

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

[maverlok]

hence:

[nethaca]

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

[lamsandmulletteblog-deactivated]

This is everything

[ammoth]

@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I don’t get it

[dabouse]

context

[fujifingerz]

Her name was Nao and she was feeling sea sick but also really sad because she was headed back to college which was far away from her home...My japanese isn't very good...

I sat with her for a while and ended up asking a staff member for help. It was really bad weather that day, the sea was choppy so that was making her sea sickness worse...It was raining heavily with strong winds, and the staff member suggested she went out on the deck of the boat for some fresh air but it was TERRIBLE weather out there so I went with her. she ended up feeling better! and we waved goodbye once we got to our destination! Nao, I hope you're doing alright out there!

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]