Perks of Not Being Me

Don't mind me. Just trying to live my best life.

[whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery]

When a rude patient wants to leave AMA (against medical advice)...

The doctor’s like:

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[malyshevel]

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[meme-theft]

[sangombra-2]

HOLY SHIT 

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[fxckbro]

when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

[sraepsyentirb1]

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

[houseofabrasax]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[bugsroseee]

Tag your porn

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[catchymemes]

[jusketuntrunked]

Oh my god you freaked out your dinosaur

[weheartfandom]

me @ me

[themelanintreasury]

Killed it 🎵🎵🎵 IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamezinma/

[pale-manmi]

Oh shit she bodied it

[mirthavirgo]