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I’m a 16 year old boy and I need a boyfriend I’m taking applications from now til the sun causes the death of the universe

#gay #boys #boyfriend #love me #like for real #i need one #im lonely #im also the best fucking thing on this bitch of an earth and this is the only chance you have to experiecne me #jk jk i suck

Is any real person following me or is it all bots who’ve failed the Turing Test?

#shitpost #shittypost #dumb #stupid #and dumb

If my man ain’t good at Just Dance, I don’t want him

#just dance #dance #dancing #boyfriend #bf #theatre kid #theatre kids #for real

And she died

And every compliment she ever meant to give

Fell from her lips

Tumbled out into the world

And made it a little better

And the world said “Goodnight”

And she said “Good Morning”

#idk man #i like poetry #one day i wont suck #any critics out there?#poem #short poem #poetry #short poetry #tell me why it sucks #i write all of these while drinking coffee with too much creamer #i couldve been a better writer but the education system discouraged me

Every fuckin time I read the ending poem to Minecraft I break into tears. How could they write something like “And the universe said I Love You” and expect me to be okay afterwards?

#im a bitch #im a baby #minecraft #poem #universe #iloveyou #tears #actual baby bitch tears #like #full on breakdown #every time #mc

“There is no town, only moose. Please go away”

-My Mom

2020

Debate time! Which made you cry more, “Appa’s Lost Days” or “Iroh’s Story”?

#ATLA #avatar #avatar the last airbender #sad

If my first time having sex doesn’t consist of an elaborate “Dead Girl Walking” style musical number, then what’s the fucking point?

Mate, ya totally phoned it in

#aestethic #aestheitcs #yankee candle #tjmaxx #candle #candles #you had one job #one job #bruh

Being a verse is stupid because I can’t just magically change clothes when I change mindsets, ya feel me?

#verse #clothes #bottom #top #bottom top #top bottom #ugh #stupid #universe hates me #why cant i have an animal crossing magic wand?

Out of every Disney character, Flynn Rider is most clearly a bottom

#shit post #shitty post #shit posting #disney #disney character #bottom #textpost #very bottom #you cant change my mind #bottoming #flynn #rider #flynn rider #tangled

Can we talk about how the animators of The Last Airbender DEFINITELY had a foot fetish?

#ATLA #atla #Avatar #cursed #horrible #am i wrong?#think about it #avatar the last airbender #shitpost #shittypost #foot fetish #im dying

Can someone try leaving me in a bowl of rice overnight?

#fix me #shitpost #shitposting #funny #comedy

Call me a masochist, but isn’t it great when you eat strawberries and all the muscles in your bottom jaw feel like they’re on fire?

#strawberries are so good #burn baby burn #it feels so weirdly good #am i a masochist?#does everyone like the burn or just me?

I wish that Lucky Charms didn’t have marshmallows in it :(

#too sweet #i just want the lucky #not the charms #please #shitpost #shitposting

I am very intelligent, but I am still a dumbass. Big of heart, big of brain, dumb of ass. That’s me.

#dumbass #stupid #smart #stupid smart #dumb #no common sense #me #tag yourself #im an idiot but not

To the three (3) people following me, how broken must you be to want me in your life?

#i dont understand #im the most annoying person youll ever meet #good luck

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