Lightn posts in flames like the Great Fire of Rome

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

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[pennyroyald]

Man that's a great looking mountain

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[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

If anyone out there sees my blog, no the fuck you don’t.

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[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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[streetlight-spam]

dude when u want a bandaid to stay on its like ‘hmmm actually no adhesion for you today’ but when u want it to come off its like ‘our destinies are entwined i will be among your decaying bones when finally you leave me till death do us part’

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[satan-offical]

🦆

.. Duck? *gets hit on the head with a brick*

[devils-advocate-offical]

@brick-offical how dare you hit Satan

[brick-offical]

im sorry I slipped on a banana peel 😞

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[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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[angel-offical]

eating bricks is one of my favorite pass times

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do...

do you need help...?

[the-post-blazer]

Uhh runs over to a burnt down tree nearby or smthn idrk there's like a guy behind it

[brick-offical]

how about you throw me at them :D

i'm good at being a weapon >:3

[the-post-blazer]

BONK !

❝ MY BLOOD NO ❞

[angel-offical]

eating bricks is one of my favorite pass times

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[brick-offical]

do...

do you need help...?

[the-post-blazer]

Uhh runs over to a burnt down tree nearby or smthn idrk there's like a guy behind it

[angel-offical]

eating bricks is one of my favorite pass times

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[angel-offical]

eating bricks is one of my favorite pass times

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[angel-offical]

IS MY POST IN HELL?!?!!?

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[angel-offical]

eating bricks is one of my favorite pass times

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[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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[carvedhopeonmywrist]

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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[talk-to-the-4th-wall-goddesses]

❝ Are your walls burnable? ❞ Holding a match, totally not suspicious.

( HIHIHIHIHIHIHI thanks for seeing the blog )

- @the-post-blazer

"Do you want to feel a goddess's wrath? And you're welcome, mod."