No Thank You

Back on Tumblr to escape The Horrors

[the-princess-posse]

Why do so many school bus drivers look like Santa Claus?

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[the-princess-posse]

One time in college I went to a party and overheard some people wondering where their friend was.

Later in the party, someone told me he didn’t show up because he was arrested in the penguin exhibit at the local zoo. Apparently, he got drunk, broke in, and took a nap in the penguin exhibit.

The issue is that I am the ONLY person who remembers this?? I’ve asked around and there is zero recollection of the event from anyone??

That’s way too specific to make up, right?

[the-princess-posse]

one eyed wonder

[intercal]

"it is what it is," he coped seethingly

[the-princess-posse]

much to unpack upon my return to this website. i just got a badge for making over 100 posts. i am quite certain I have over 50,000 posts but sure, I’ll take a little badge thank u

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of “realistic” facial expressions in video games look weird because irl everybody’s top eyelid almost always covers the top part of their iris. If you can see the whites of someone’s eyes above their iris they’re either doing that on purpose or there’s a problem with their eye that they need to get checked out.

In a lot of modern video games I’ve noticed that characters open their eyes wide even when their eyes are following you around. Like boy why are you showing off the upper whites of your eyes so much that’s obscene.

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

[the-princess-posse]

coming back to tumblr feeling like Rip Van Winkle

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[azheria]

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

[oneheadtoanother]

[valtsv]

at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue

[glowcowboy]

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me