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this is a new blog but it’s like my third tumblr, i’ve been here consistently since like 2012. i’m just depressed and disillusioned with everyone and everything so i became a internet hermit under a general name

Legendary Sannin Discord

AO3

#i can prove it too look i know the deep magic: fluffy chicken

kankuroplease

Hello! Wlw you say? How do you feel about Shizune x Ayame? I imagine that Lady Tsunade spent so many evenings winding down with Teuchi over ramen and sake that these two ladies got to know each other *quite* well. They seem like two dedicated women who would offer each other a lot of support and companionship!

🖤 Real cuteness 🖤

tenzosnewleaf

That’s the cutest most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen in this fandom

🤩😭🤩😭🤩🍜🐷

#q #shizune kato #naruto fanart

squipdop

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

drawnsnake

Those beasts called Depression and Epilepsy (for the time being)

#q

moghedien

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

rini-descartes

Persepolis (2007)

somber-tone-man

Devastating news

RIP Marjane

amwult

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

1marry

sirpuntine

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

#??? hot damn. crying.

charaznablescanontoyota

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

ryannorth

much to consider

joltai-showa

intense homoerotic rivalry?

joltai-showa

actually, TRUTH NUKE

"booo fucking hooo Orochimaru decimated half of our village so many dead booo hooo we're all so struggling we have to work 7 shifts a day just to support our glorious village. anyway, here's our two sacred little shits bored out of their mind because Kakashi gives them no training nor missions (essiential enrichment for boys their age), so now they're throwing A-S ranked jutsu that they can barely control at each other on the rooftop of a critical military facility. yes, they blew up two water supply tanks, two critically important infrastructure elements. no, we can't quickly fix that because Mokuton isn't metal and Naruto blew a hole a size of Nine-Tails' paw in the tank. will we punish them in any way? of course not, they are our sacred little shits. will we punish the absolute troglodytes that taught them these jutsu? pfffft, also of course not."

I swear, Tsunade should have gone up to inspect the hospital's condition and not only 30 minutes later Sasuke returns into another one month long nap, but Naruto, Kakashi and Jiraya all collectivelly join him as well

#validation #take my hand. we can slander Jiraiya and Kakashi together <3