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shark vs the universe
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but just cause you don't have a spren to bond with or anyone to accept your words you can still speak your oaths. The surges ain't what gives you strength it's the words you hold onto to become your best self.
Find the most important words for you to say.
Life before Death
Strength before Weakness
Journey before Destination
Date Ideas for Shakadolin
Shakadolin list requested by anon. :)
Let's say that Shallan, Kaladin, and Adolin are a throuple--what would be some fun, romantic dates they could go on? Oh, and "Shakadolin" is a blog tag if you need more. :)
1. Paint & Sip
Now, those places don't exist on Roshar so far as I know--you know, places where you have a glass of wine while painting along with an instructor. But if anyone were to invent it...
Kaladin: So we just...drink wine and also paint? Adolin: I know it sounds girly, but it's really fun! Shallan: Although Adolin tends to drink more than he paints... Adolin: And Shallan tends to paint more than she drinks... Shallan: So basically, you can't go wrong!
2. Hiking in the chasms
It's all about letting Adolin share an experience that Shallan & Kaladin once had.
Adolin: You know, I really appreciate you two wanting to make me a part of this experience, retroactively. Adolin: But being down here... Doesn't it kind of...suck? Shallan (nostalgically): Yeah, it sure does. Kaladin (nostalgically): It's so damp and terrible. Adolin: ... Adolin: Maybe I don't need to share everything.
3. Sword Fighting with Vasher
It's about letting Shallan share an experience that Adolin & Kaladin once had.
Vasher: No. Adolin: Vasher! Don't be sexist! Women use swords now! Vasher: I got no problem with women using swords. Vasher: I have a problem with being treated as a "fun date activity." Shallan: A problem with which word, precisely? Fun? Date? Activity? Vasher: Yes. Kaladin: ...I saw this coming.
4. Wine restaurant just before a highstorm
It's all about letting Kaladin share an experience that Shallan & Adolin had.
Kaladin: The stormwall--I can see it! Shallan: Look at it! So majestic! Kaladin: You can REALLY feel the wind starting to pick up! Shallan: Mmm...so murderous. Adolin: Uh...guys? They're about to close the doors! Adolin: ... Adolin: Wow, deja vu.
5. Going to the zoo
It's like the date that Kaladin once accompanied Shallan & Adolin on, only now he's a participant.
Adolin & Kaladin: [Watching while Shallan furiously sketches] Adolin: Just like old times, huh? Kaladin: I wasn't holding your hand, last time. Adolin: Nearly like old times, huh?
6. Strip Towers
It's a version of the Towers game that Adolin invented.
Kaladin: [shows up wearing 5 pairs of socks, 3 sweaters, and 11 hats] Adolin: ... Shallan: ... Kaladin: I'm going to storming WIN.
7. Rock Climbing
Here's another activity that doesn't exactly exist, but Kaladin has been known to make his own rock-climbing routes, and I bet Shallan would be great at designing fun routes.
Shallan: As you can see, Routes A & B are identical! Shallan: The job of you two is to race to the top! Shallan: Winner gets something special! (It's a kiss.) Kaladin: Is us being shirtless absolutely necessary...? Shallan & Adolin: Yes.
8. Just hanging out and having a meal together
They had food brought to Shallan's room. It's like that one date she and Adolin had--only Kaladin is there. And Pattern. And Syl.
Pattern: I'm glad you're here! You can help me enforce "no mating!" Syl: Enforce it? I plan to give advice when the mating happens! Syl: I've been sneaking into threesomes for weeks now! Adolin: ... Shallan: ... Kaladin: ... Adolin: Ah, dating Radiants.
Cosmere Adults Hiding Easter Eggs
Call it a sorta sequel to the list where Cosmere kids did Easter Egg hunting. And Happy Easter!
1. MeLaan
MeLaan: It is so delightful to see the children children running around, having fun! MeLaan: They'll NEVER find the last egg, though. Heh, heh, heh. Marasi: ...It's inside your body, isn't it? MeLaan: Maaaaaybe. MeLaan: But don't worry! I'll turn myself transparent at the end. MeLaan: To make it fair for the children. Marasi: I can't decide if you being a dressed as a bunny is making this more horrifying or less...
2. Kaladin
Adolin: So...you didn't hide ANY of the eggs on the ground? Kaladin: Of course not! They're on roofs or cliffs or trees! Kaladin: Children love to be high up! Adolin: ... Kaladin: R-Right?
3. Adolin
Adolin: Eggs are boring--I hid knives! Kaladin: ... Adolin: T-They're sheathed!
4. Steris
Steris: ...So as you can see, I have five zones, into which children may be sorted according to both age and visual acuity. Steris: Not to brag, but Zone Five might even have some eggs that adults would struggle to find! Steris: Whereas in Zone One, the eggs are just sort of sitting there in the open. Steris: Do you want to see the charts? Wax: You know that I do!
5. Shallan
Shallan: All of my eggs are painted to blend into their environment! Shallan: Which would make this a fun and challenging egg hunt... Shallan: ...if not for my SPREN who are HUMMING LOUDLY in the location of EVERY EGG Pattern: Such delicious, eggy lies!
6. Dusk
Dusk: The skills these children learn through my egg hunt might one day save their life. Dusk: All of the eggs are not only hidden, but also trapped. Vathi: Dusk...please don't maim the children. Dusk: ... Dusk: Define "maim."
7. Szeth
Szeth: I hope you are pleased with the egg hunt I have prepared for the children. Child: Wow... Another plain white egg... Dalinar: You didn't paint the eggs? Szeth: You can paint eggs?
8. Sarene
Sarane: When I was a child, I of course did a grid search of the whole area, since that's the most strategic way to find the eggs. Raoden: [nodding] Sarene: And it always vaguely annoyed me when the distribution was bad. Raoden: [nodding] Sarene: But any child who does their own grid search in MY egg hunt will be rewarded due to my systematically even egg distribution! Raoden: Nice! Sarene: ...Did I think about this too hard? Raoden: In what way?
9. Starling
Starling: Egg hunts are so much fun!! My plastic eggs have AMAZING prizes inside too! Starling: Oh hey! Kid! You actually need to go THAT way. Starling: There are no eggs in that tree, friend! Maybe you should try looking in that patch of grass over there? Starling: Do you need any help? I can show you where the eggs are! Nazh: ...So how goes your resolution to let people do things for themeslves? Starling: Um....
10. Vasher
Child 1: Wow! This is the hardest egg hunt ever! Child 2: Right?? I haven't found a single egg yet! Child 3: Come on, guys, we can't give up! Kadash: ...You forgot to hide any eggs, didn't you? Vasher: "Forgot." Yes.
Taking a metal vial to replenish my allomantic reserves (pain meds and energy drink)
Flaring pewter (taking ibuprofen) to continue the big fight (going about my day)
I was never a fan of the Zane storyline in WoA, but I can appreciate a guy who:
hears a voice telling him to kill people;
concludes, rather reasonably, that he's insane;
decides insanity is no reason to act irrationally, and so
only kills people he wants to kill.
Anyway, it's all Ati's fault
Was originally sent this meme about me my girlfriend and our friend but I just thought about these silly little goobers. I adore them. Genuinely the first relationship that changed my mind and made me fr ship a poly ship for the first time
I'm reading The Sunlit Man and last night I dreamt that Sigzil, on one of his journeys, found a penguin and took it home. I dreamt of a specific frame so I drew it:
D&D Pets!
I have a small friend group that consists of me a large muscular bald martial artist, and 2 woman both short enough to look up at me and we're out getting gass one night and someone brings up we should be careful with it being late in a nearly empty parking lot and one of the woman just says something along the lines of, why should I be worried I got a boxer and a lesbian with me.
Weakest lesbian > strongest boxer
It's lowkey weird being a martial artist with social anxiety cause I can be at my calmest and most relaxed when people are literally trying to beat me up but going up and complementing someone's cool jacket makes my knees shake.
Fun WiFi Names You Might See in the Cosmere
Sometimes people don't go with their default Wifi name--sometimes they do something a bit more clever. If people throughout the Cosmere had the internet and also named their wifi, here are some names that would inevitably appear.
1. IP_In_Shardplate (origin: Roshar)
Shallan changed Adolin's wifi to that. He doesn't know how to change it back.
2. Safe_LAN & Free_LAN (origin: Roshar)
The Safe_LAN is the password protected one, and Free_LAN is for guests.
3. AetherNet (origin: Lumar)
They got the aethers there. It was inevitable.
3. LANsmith, Netweaver, Webrunner, etc. (origin: Roshar)
Sometimes it's easy to know if a Radiant who likes puns lives nearby.
4. mOdium (origin: Roshar)
The Fused are basically required to have this as their wifi name. It gets confusing.
5. HoidStopStealingMyWifi (origin: anywhere)
Kelsier set it that way preemptively.
6. eLANtrian (origin: Sel)
I mean, it's inevitable.
7. The_Way_of_Pings (origin: Roshar)
I'm not saying it's obvious which wifi is Dalinar's but...it might be obvious.
8. Connect-to-my-spiritweb (origin: anywhere)
First a planet figures out how investiture works. The next thing you know, people who think they're clever have this wifi name.
9. The_Evil (origin: Threnody)
An attempt to put people off of stealing your wifi? A genuine commentary on the dangers of the internet? Nobody knows.
10. Cog-net-ive_Shadow (origin: anywhere)
If they had the internet on Braize, at least one of the Heralds would use this.
11. In-love-with-my-brother's-wifi (origin: anywhere)
If there's one thing that we know can happen on any Cosmere planet, it's this.
12. virus_exe (origin: Patji)
Because every hunter knows to disguise their wifi signal.
13. secret_scadrian_surveillance_ship (origin: anywhere)
It's like people who name their wifi "FBI_surveillance_van" only slightly more likely to actually be real.
14. LAN_mastery (origin: Taldain)
It's meant to be a pun on "sand mastery." Nobody gets it, but Kenton refuses to change it.
15. Per-ping-dicularity
After all, what is the internet but a passage to another world?
Some days you just gotta sit on a skateboard and meditate next to a dumpster.
Vin from the Mistborn trilogy by Brandon Sanderson I love the world building and magic systems of his worlds
I'm trying to learn digital painting instead of cartoony line art so I appreciate the support!
Kaladin: Imagine hating on me when I’m just in my room, also hating on me but doing it much better and with much less effort.
i’m going to start the MISTBORN CHALLENGE to build hype for the movies. the challenge is you eat metal and see what happens
