kelsierxcx

she/her • 21 • this is my diary

[kelsierxcx]

feeling the worst fomo of my life watching ethel cain coachella clips

[kelsierxcx]

haha ok joke’s over ao3 can come back now

[kelsierxcx]

2 hits of the pen and i feel like the polyphonic perception girl

[yourmumsgrlfriend]

Zendaya and Rob for Interview Magazine by Nadia Lee Cohen

[kelsierxcx]

liking every post i see about that robdaya editorial shoot

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[kelsierxcx]

plot twist: im drunk asf

96 animals listed

blue ring octopus → Blue-ringed octopus tricerotops → Triceratops t rex → Tyrannosaurus Megalodon limpet → Patellogastropoda nerite → Neritidae bunny → Rabbit Luna moth Moth monarch → Monarch butterfly praying mantis → Mantis box jelly → Box jellyfish loggerhead turtle → Loggerhead sea turtle Slug Conch Olive snail Sand dollar Starfish Fire coral fan coral → Octocorallia finger coral → Porites porites rose coral → Manicina areolata brain coral → Platygyra daedalea Parrotfish Coral trout → Brown trout jack → Northern pike butterfly fish → Butterflyfish Goat cow → Cattle Sheep Fox Ferret daddy longlegs → Tipulidae Wolf spider black widow → Latrodectus mactans Spider Replaced by more specific Latrodectus mactans Squid Octopus Replaced by more specific Blue-ringed octopus Chipmunk robin → American robin Blue jay Crow Eagle Hawk Heron Salamander Leopard Jaguar Tiger Giraffe hippo → Hippopotamus Zebra Lion Lemur Squirrel Replaced by more specific Chipmunk Monkey shrimp → Caridea Lobster crab → Cancer pagurus Eel Tick lice → Louse Beetle butterfly → Papilionoidea Replaced by more specific Monarch butterfly dragon fly → Dragonfly Fly Replaced by more specific Tipulidae roach → Blattodea Mouse Rat Wolf Hamster Cat Dog boa → Boa (genus) Snake Replaced by more specific Boa (genus) Lizard needle fish → Needlefish Mahi-mahi salmon → Atlantic salmon Tuna leatherback → Leatherback sea turtle Green sea turtle moon jelly → Aurelia aurita Blue whale Orca humpback → Chanodichthys dabryi Dolphin Thresher shark Tiger shark hammerhead → Hammerhead shark Goblin shark Nurse shark Lemon shark Whale shark Bull shark mako → Isurus great white → Great white shark koala bear → Koala black bear → American black bear Brown bear Polar bear

[indigosfindings]

a blonde, a brunette, & a redhead walk into a bar. the twist? they are all the same person. but i bet you didnt notice, because of your unconscious bias

[opo55omrevolution]

shallan davar

[kelsierxcx]

genuinely just cried thinking listening to the end of 16 carriages and thinking about kaladin

[theocseason4]

do you think byler is happening?

I hope everyone on stranger things dies

[lightweaver-naeuri]

I think that Fang Runin would have had the correct takeaway from Jasnah's little alleyway ethics lesson tbh.

[natavinsmoke06]

What if the final Cosmere conflict it's resolved in a giant intergalactic basketball tournament?

(serious discussion)

[imclimbingupthewalls]

I hold no hope for the cosmere adaptations

[rosharan-crab]

Should this Mistborn Character Be a Woman? A Critical Analysis

Ham: The original. An inspired choice that could easily and immediately be ruined if she lacks beefiness and/or is made straight. Despite this danger, an easy 9/10

Dox: A reasonable choice, if somewhat bland. 6/10

Kelsier: Ohhhh my god she would be so hot. Ohhhh my goddddd 15/10

Spook: Would amplify existing parallels with Vin. We need more representation in the media for female pseudoreligious figures driven to the edge of madness. 10/10

Sazed: We've seen enough "timid character reveals inner strength" arcs for women. Points for female god. 3/10

Clubs: Grouchy old woman. Hell yeah. 8/10

Breeze: Opens the door for old woman yuri with Clubs, but ultimately only makes sense with access to the privileges of a male aristocrat. 2/10

Marsh: See entry for Spook. 9/10

[kelsierxcx]

the concept of female marsh

[kelsierxcx]

i’m going to start the MISTBORN CHALLENGE to build hype for the movies. the challenge is you eat metal and see what happens

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

I'd like to add a step where you start by reading the Wikipedia page on Metal toxicity before ingesting any metals.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

#what about eating platinum

What about it? I don't think it's toxic, but I am not an expert. It's also not an allomantic metal in any way. It's not even part of any of the allomantic alloys if I remember correctly.

If you really want to test whether you're a Mistborn, I suggest eating a bit of gold and thinking really hard about your past life choices.

Gold is non-toxic and I have eaten allomantically relevant amounts (on french fries) before. It's the exact same experience as eating regular french fries, just slightly more expensive.

[inferno-the-skywing]

I'm pretty sure that platinum is the most similar metal to Atium in terms of physical properties, correct me if I'm wrong.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

can we talk about the part where you've eaten gold on French fries before? I feel like we really glossed over that fact

[inferno-the-skywing]

Eh, thin gold leaf is fairly cheap, relatively speaking.

So is silver for that matter, I've had silver leaf on sweets several times, no taste.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

[inferno-the-skywing]

It's really common for sweetmeats to be topped with silver leaf in india, I swear.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

that's awesome!! just seems very strange to someone who has. ahem. never.

[azyreth]

ah well HAVE I GOT THE CHALLANGE FOR YOU!

[kelsierxcx]

i’m going to start the MISTBORN CHALLENGE to build hype for the movies. the challenge is you eat metal and see what happens

[uryufriend6]

what happened

[kelsierxcx]

i can fly !😊

[cosmereplay]

Hate to break it to everyone who's fancasting Shallan and Kaladin in earnest but the actors who will be playing 20 year olds in 10 years are currently in grade school and want to be veterinarians who also fight fires when they grow up

[vaccum-sealed-fish]

I bet Era 3 Scadrians would have the worst vaccuine conspiracies like yeah sure stab this metal rod in a pre designated part of my body, whats that?? it makes you stronger?? Yeah ok mr lord ruler