POTTY TRAINING WITH JJK MEN
ft. agedup!yuuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, toge inumaki, and gojou satoru, kento nanami.
a/n - happy birthday to nanami ! and i cried while writing this because i tried to buy smth but my card was declined. but anyways -- enjoy !
nanami’s daughter wanders muttering ‘pee-pee’, when she finds her dad he immediately picks her up and sprints to the bathroom. he collects himself only for it to have been a false alarm. he groans and she giggles. when they leave the bathroom she looks up at him and says “uh-oh”, nanami gapes and shakes his head, “did you go?”, she nods and pouts as he sighs with a small smile on his face. “it’s okay, we’ll try again, alright?”, when she finally uses the actually toilet the two of them go out for ice cream.
itadori’s son is so crazy, his son runs around the house butt-naked as itadori helplessly chases him. “come on, dude, you’re flashing me!”, your eyes follow your son, and then come back to follow itadori who’s following behind him. you open your mouth to say something but then you close it again to see how the whole thing plays out. 10 minutes later you hear itadori whine about how your son peed all over the bathroom floor.
fushiguro sat next to his daughter on her mini-toilet as she played with his fingers. “daddy, i got to use the potty, don’ look”, megumi looks away as his daughter uses the bathroom. “you’re a big girl now, using the potty on your own”, she giggles as he changes her into a fresh pull-up. “hey, hey, if you have to use the bathroom come to me or mommy, okay?”, she nods vigorously and then goes off to play. he can’t help but to think about how fast his daughter is growing up. pls im boo-hooing-
gojou has his daughter sit on the toilet until she goes, she sulks because she wants to play but he doesn’t let her. “this is indeed not potty training”, you try to explain that to him but he gasps dramatically, “my grandpa did this with me and i’m potty trained”, you sigh muttering ‘whatever’ as your daughter sits on the toilet whining about how she wants to play. “you can play when you use the potty”, she grumbles and when she finally uses the bathroom she gets up and runs to her play area. but no more than 2 hours later does she use the bathroom in her pull-up.
inumaki’s son tugs on his shirt and murmurs something about the potty, inumaki takes him to the bathroom and helps him get up on the stool so he can actually reach the toilet. okay this is gonna sound weird but inumaki’s son only ever used the bathroom when he was singing, so he was singing ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ while peeing. when he finished inumaki gave him a high-five and then smiled, “bonito flakes”, (translation : good job).