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“Who the fuck is Red Robin?”

I'll turn this into a proper intro post later (kinda have by now but leaving this in cuz I can)

Not a roleplay blog, I'm literally Tim Drake (fictionkin), mixed feelings on roleplay in regards to this, but very open to "omg it's The Character" interaction cuz yes that's me! Call me Tim or Tim Drake obviously but I'll also respond to Timmy, Timothy, Crow, Birdie, Red Robin, Robin, Red, RR, JJ, Joker Junior, Junior, Cardinal, etc. Fluid pronouns, default to he/him if unsure.

I have autism, ADHD, and NPD, fuck off if you're gonna be ableist about any of them.

Despite the blog name I quite enjoy finding other Tim fictionkins and you're all just as real as I am (we are the Timlings lol /ref). Come say hi :D

Ask box is “Red Robin, report.” if you're unsure, anons are enabled if you're a bit shy or don't want to use main, more than okay to tag a sideblog of yours if you'd like or use anon tags/sign offs. Claimed anons can be found below the cut at the end.

I'm also doing an ask game rn, see here

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userbox credits under #userboxes used in pinned post

you should totally listen to this

also some playlists

banner, pride pfps, kinsona art, and that one vote me as ruler of the world post

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💬 0 🔁 9 ❤️ 1 · Kinsona RAAAAAAAGH · Don't normally share art on tumblr but special occasion. Written more in other places this is posted I

💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 1 · If I was competent and not a nervous wreck I could run this whole world better than anyone we have rn. Let me be the evil d

tagged anons and plain text below the cut

hannrum

I know its overdone. I just wanted to do it as well

sebastians-alterhuman-archive

the depictions of dragons in this fic makes me very happy. dragon instincts pleased, it feels correct and also got me mentally shifty so whoop- beyond that in general liking the fic so far, the draconic depictions are just an added bonus (Dragon Tim AU)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

the-real-tim-drake

God complex? I think it's quite simple actually, I'm just the best to ever exist

alex-the-alterhuman

Alex's fictionkin ask game!

(mostly for fictional characters)

🌲 - what is your fictotype?

🪲 - do you miss your home? Or maybe you're happy that you're here?

🐸 - do you have any sourcemates? If yes, who/what are they?

🌳 - in scale 1-10, how are you similar to your canon?

🌿 - does your fictotype have a different sex/gender identity than your body/you?

☘️ - what aspect of life does your identity affect the most?

🪴 - is your fictionkin experience unpleasant or enjoyable for you?

🍃 - what reminds you of your fictotype? (E.g.: a figurine, a doll, a tv series)

🌄 - on what level is your identity? (E.g. spiritual, psychological, psychical)

🐢 - do you experience shifts? Of yes, how do they look like?

🥝 - what is your source?

🐛 - how do you feel about fanarts of you and fanfictions?

🌵 - do you look exactly like in your source or do you look different? If you do, then what is different?

🥀 - what do you think about ships with you?

🦕 - do you have/had a loved one in your source?

♪♪♪

So, yeah, that's all! :D

Reblog this, so the others can ask you questions or answer them all right now, if you want to :>

the-real-tim-drake

gonna be doing this for this particular blog, might do it for the other fictionkins I've got later but for now only gonna focus on the one this blog is about. send in some asks of these to me if you see! ask box is “Red Robin, report.”, feel free to ask with some kind of theme to how you do it if you want to make this even more fun

the-real-tim-drake

sighs I'm tired of not getting anything in inbox, I'm gonna answer some of these on my own and hope that sparks people to ask about the others maybe. won't do all of them for now cuz I still want this to get me interaction on here in the inbox. I'll leave the ones I don't answer here and maybe edit them if I get asked them. They'll be in bold. Please send me asks, preferably link back to this for the sake of my poor memory but not forced to do that part, just mention it's for the ask game. I think I've left most of them unanswered so you have options.

🌲 - Q: what is your fictotype? A: Tim Drake, there's others of course but that's the one this blog is focused on and for/about etc

🪲 - Q: do you miss your home? Or maybe you're happy that you're here? A: I do miss Gotham sometimes, and sometimes I'm not happy I am where I am, but it really just depends for that one

🐸 - Q: do you have any sourcemates? If yes, who/what are they? A: answered here

🌳 - Q: in scale 1-10, how are you similar to your canon? A: answered here

🌿 - Q: does your fictotype have a different sex/gender identity than your body/you? A: (send an inbox ask)

☘️ - Q: what aspect of life does your identity affect the most? A: answered here

🪴 - Q: is your fictionkin experience unpleasant or enjoyable for you? A: answered here

🍃 - Q: what reminds you of your fictotype? (E.g.: a figurine, a doll, a tv series) A: answered here

🌄 - Q: on what level is your identity? (E.g. spiritual, psychological, psychical) A: I think generally most of my alterhuman identities are psychological and physical, not sure about anything else, but the general rule of thumb applies to this one too. could be other ways I'm unaware of due to lack of research and looking into it

🐢 - Q: do you experience shifts? Of yes, how do they look like? A: answered here

🥝 - Q: what is your source? A: like, where I come from? DC I guess, idk if that's what this means

🐛 - Q: how do you feel about fanarts of you and fanfictions? A: answered here

🌵 - Q: do you look exactly like in your source or do you look different? If you do, then what is different? A: answered here

🥀 - Q: what do you think about ships with you? A: (send an inbox ask)

🦕 - Q: do you have/had a loved one in your source? A: (send an inbox ask)

apexhaven

Freak On A Leash

Ehe. I've um been expanding my writing knowledge. Tim is as always an adult in this and it's technically still self insert fic I just gave up tagging it as such cuz I just am Tim he is me. Very obviously this specific post under 18s do not read this, but otherwise you're all good for most of my blog. Putting the share below cut for this one so this is your official scroll away if you don't want to hear about explicit smut fic

soapulp-deactivated20200310

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

soapulp-deactivated20200310

evil again

decomposedchucklefuck

”BAHAHA THEYRE LITERALLY ME”

oh no.

amousewithdelusionsofgrandeur

https://www.tumblr.com/amousewithdelusionsofgrandeur/824428118262661120/andrew-in-drag-fic-inciting-incident-tim-has-to-do I voted the mission one but I'd love to hear anything about the Tim is the teams makeup test dummy one, I almost ended up going with that one

that one is the most self explanatory, I'm afraid!

my idea with that was: because tim has a fairly androgynous face and can sit still for long periods of time + wearing makeup wouldn't hurt his pride, the girls (cissie and anita mainly, greta is only semi corporeal so she can't actually apply makeup to herself or someone else, though I think cassie would style his hair for fun) use his face as a test dummy for makeup styles and looks that they might want to try on dates and other occasions. it's really only helpful for cissie because they have the same skin tone, but I think they both would just enjoy making him feel bonita. (I guess for anita it would be useful for how the products apply? also they might gang up on him and have one of them do his makeup while the other does his hair!

its a little bit stupid but I think it would be cute!

apexhaven

Freak On A Leash

Ehe. I've um been expanding my writing knowledge. Tim is as always an adult in this and it's technically still self insert fic I just gave up tagging it as such cuz I just am Tim he is me. Very obviously this specific post under 18s do not read this, but otherwise you're all good for most of my blog. Putting the share below cut for this one so this is your official scroll away if you don't want to hear about explicit smut fic

amousewithdelusionsofgrandeur

andrew in drag fic inciting incident

tim has to do drag for a yj mission

tim is sacrificed for his fashion crimes (/j)

tim is practicing his drag skills for a batman specific mission

tim is the team's local makeup look test dummy

Remaining time: 30 minutes

i swear I'm working on it guys

also feel free to send me an ask if you want more clarification or a small explanation drabble on any of these options!

amousewithdelusionsofgrandeur

this isn’t the one i voted for but i’d love to hear abt drag tim specifically for a batman mission?

ah! that one is a little silly.

I don't know if I've posted about this au I have before but it basically stems from when I learned about matches malone. I have some very little reading about the most basic things about him, so take all of this au with a grain of salt 😅

so in this au matches malone is an identity bruce rarely uses. he'd tabled it about a year into batman, so roughly 8-9 months before he got dick. now, about 3 ish months into dick's robin training, he needs to learn about alter egos for missions where robin smashing the skylight is not necessarily the best choice.

enter stage left dominique "nikki" malone, the eldest daughter of famed mobster matches malone. dick came up with her at like 10 because he watched too much america's next top model. he didn't end up using her until he was like 16-17 though. imagine her as a mix between Olive Ugly's Donna character and like the pink pop girly stereotype from the 2000's. all micro minis and whale tails and platform stilettos. oh and really thick jersey accent

now, after dick left and jason died (jason also made one her name is joyce) tim comes into the family and has to get the same lesson on alter egos. he decides to follow dick and jason's precedent and make a daughter as well.

meet tabitha "tabby" malone. she's not as glaringly 2000's stereotypical as nikki. she's more actual 2000's trends. she's still got the same hair-flipping, flip phone snapping closed attitude as her big sister :)

hoo anyways that's a long winded way to say tim was practicing his tabby malone makeup around the yj hq lol 😂

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

excitedrainbow

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

frownyalfred

something I don’t think is explored enough in canon AND fic is how every single Bat, but especially Batman himself, would absolutely give anyone with formal military training heart palpitations if they saw them in action. oh you can fly a plane? you’re used to sophisticated combat? WHERE ARE YOUR VERBAL COMMANDS? how are you preventing friendly fire? what is the chain of command? why are you ignoring air traffic control in downtown airspace—

bsmr261

limnaia

Random military guy, seconds away from losing his shit: "WHERE ARE YOUR VERBAL COMMANDS?"

Batman: *examining a crime scene with his kids, grunts*

Red Robin: *cocks head an inch to the left, then leaves the rooftop to take care of a mugging*

Batman: *turns his head a fraction to look at Spoiler*

Spoiler: *midway through wrapping a lucky knife graze on her leg, holds up bandage*

Batman: *softer grunt, turns head another fraction to look at Black Bat*

Black Bat: *thumbs up, falls backwards off the roof edge to go help Red Robin*

Military guy: what the fuck

Batman: *produces small flashlight from pocket, points it at evidence nearby*

Robin: -tt- *begins bagging the evidence*

Batman: *flicks flashlight at a wall 30m away*

Nightwing: on it, B! *stops walking on his hands and goes to get the surveillance footage*

Red Hood, who has been slowly prowling in circles around the crime scene, with his guns out, seemingly ignoring everyone: *heavy sigh through the modulator*

Batman: *ignores*

Hood: *hesitates on a step*

Batman: *spins round, looking for the enemy*

Hood: *waves him off, recognising the person five roofs away as Huntress*

Batman: *returns to scene with a grunt*

Random military guy: VERBAL-

Robin: Do you really need your orders spelled out for you? Mother ensured I grew out of that by the time I was five.

Random military guy: wha-

Robin: You've not even been following the conversation we've all been having, have you? Civilians are so rude.

Random military guy: Who are you calling a civilian?!

Red Hood: This is Gotham. Who are *you* calling a civilian, army boy?

Random military guy: I am never letting myself be talked into vigilante-wrangling again. The Lanterns were fine, but not in Gotham. Never again.

Hood: S'what I thought. Relax, new guy, we'll have you out of city limits by dawn and you can go back to your cushy job on base.

Random military guy: Cushy, are you ki-

Spoiler: You get paid, my man. That's automatically cushy.

Batman: *wounded grunt*

Spoiler: No, you cannot just pay for my apartment. I will steal your credit cards and do it myself, like a grown up.

Batman: *hums*

Robin: You realise you just told him that he's indirectly paying your rent and he's going to be skipping around the cave now.

Spoiler: *finishing wrapping the bandage* Gotta throw him a bone sometimes.

Spoiler: Especially because I think this knife may have been poisoned.

Batman: *abandons crime scene, scoops Spoiler up and leaps off the roof to the Batmobile in less than five seconds*

Random military guy: Insane. You are all insane.

Nightwing, reappearing: You're just getting that, now? That's rough, buddy.

galacticdummy

knight au that i drew as a joke but now it’s been marinating in my brain and it’s kinda amazing as a no capes au…

fiirstloves

random set of questions \\ self ship ask game!

🩷~ what's your favorite activity that your f/o does just for you, even if it's not their favorite in the world?

🌸~ do you and your f/o like to wear matching couple outfits? or do the two of you prefer wearing your own style when going out?

🍧~ what type of music do you pick to play on road trips? who's grabbing the aux cord the second they jump into the car?

🍓~ can you and your f/o swim? explain what you do at the beach together depending on what you can and can't do!

💌~ when it's cold who is the first one to want to cuddle together and use any excuse to get close to the other? on the other hand, who's the first one to kick the other off the bed when it's way too hot?

🕊️~ ding dong! a random store owner believes the two of you are married despite the fact you aren't (yet?) what do you both do in that moment?

🥀~ as lovely as relationships can be, what happens when insecurities start to play a part in them? does a conversation happen naturally or does something need to happen before healing can start?

💋~ who is more affectionate? who ends up kissing more often and wanting to be kissed all the time? where are both of your favorite spots to be kissed?

🩰~ do the two of you like dancing together? what dances do you two like to do? are either of you any good at it?

🍭~ did either of you have past relationships? do you talk about them? do you both trust each other to open up about it or would the two of you just want to move forward instead?

(please remember to practice rb karma, dears, be kind with one another) (pr//ship please dni, ty!)

divider @/kodaswrld

aploheartz

gonna try do this one with Slade send me asks

aploheartz

finally decided to just answer a few of them ahead of time to see if that gets people sending asks about the others, unanswered will be in bold. again I have other f/os but this is being answered with focus on my relationship with Slade in particular

🩷~ Q: what's your favorite activity that your f/o does just for you, even if it's not their favorite in the world?

🩷~ A: send an ask

🌸~ Q: do you and your f/o like to wear matching couple outfits? or do the two of you prefer wearing your own style when going out?

🌸~ A: send an ask

🍧~ Q: what type of music do you pick to play on road trips? who's grabbing the aux cord the second they jump into the car?

🍧~ A: send an ask

🍓~ Q: can you and your f/o swim? explain what you do at the beach together depending on what you can and can't do!

🍓~ A: He probably could. I don't know how the swim tho, not for lack of being taught, but bad memory combined with it pretty much being one week a year as a child and it being years since then, it never stuck. Also I don't like sand on me, prefer to look at beaches than be on them. So, we wouldn't go swimming or on walks down the beach probably, but maybe a date watching the beach while we have some food is on the table

💌~ Q: when it's cold who is the first one to want to cuddle together and use any excuse to get close to the other? on the other hand, who's the first one to kick the other off the bed when it's way too hot?

💌~ A: send an ask

🕊️~ Q: ding dong! a random store owner believes the two of you are married despite the fact you aren't (yet?) what do you both do in that moment?

🕊️~ A: send an ask

🥀~ Q: as lovely as relationships can be, what happens when insecurities start to play a part in them? does a conversation happen naturally or does something need to happen before healing can start?

🥀~ A: I don't think he'd let a problem stay a problem for long, once he notices something's wrong, he'd make sure we talked about it and got things sorted out for the better

💋~ Q: who is more affectionate? who ends up kissing more often and wanting to be kissed all the time? where are both of your favorite spots to be kissed?

💋~ A: send an ask

🩰~ Q: do the two of you like dancing together? what dances do you two like to do? are either of you any good at it?

🩰~ A: I'm not much it a dancer around other people, so probably not. I mostly just feel the music and vibe by myself. If I'm doing specific moves I guess I kinda do goth style dancing but whether that's good or not can be very subjective. I like goth dancing. Maybe that could work with another person considering it's kinda flowy and loose? Idk. Can't exactly picture Slade dancing tho lol

🍭~ Q: did either of you have past relationships? do you talk about them? do you both trust each other to open up about it or would the two of you just want to move forward instead?

🍭~ A: I think we both did, I mean hell, he literally has children, and I have an ex. I don't think we'd talk about it much but things would be open to discuss it if either of us wanted to maybe

infectiouspiss

when will gerard way grace us with their instant pregnancy batman giving birth mid fight with the joker who's holding his hand and helping him through this and now batman is holding his baby that didn't exist until 10 minutes ago and it has bright green hair

#I just find this really funny to reblog to here specifically #like it wouldn't work on the Dick kin blog and you miss the comedy in the username for any other #this blog specifically it feels like it needs to be here

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