I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"
and they all go
and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart
I love when they just throw themselves across the room
Jonathon Frakes said that once during one of these scenes Patrick Stewart leaned over to him and said “I’m a Shakespearean trained actor you know”
Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
Is this Interview with the Vampire?
...technically, yes.
"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
You’ve heard of Friday I’m in Love, now get ready for Tuesday I’m Very Nervous.
i love it when fish are like
i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys
just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open
"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.
once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
girl is that a carabiner on your beltloop or is your penis simply load-bearing and outside you're pance
Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
he’s asking the real questions