“I’ve always been bad” || Eren x Vogue

oozey mess
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature

#extradirty

Kiana Khansmith

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Janaina Medeiros
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cherry valley forever

ellievsbear

tannertan36
almost home
will byers stan first human second
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shark vs the universe

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@the-silver-lotus
“I’ve always been bad” || Eren x Vogue
it’s not exactly the same, but something similar to what i’ve planned for achilles’ heel AHAHA
sigh. virgins.
Happy SNK Positivity Week!
↳ Ship Positivity | Ereri/Riren
So you can drag me through hell If it meant I could hold your hand I will follow you ‘cause I’m under your spell And you can throw me to the flames I will follow you, I will follow you
have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
Keep holding on
For it is not hopeless
(credit to Innova Corsetry)
Y'all, oh my god
Why have I never seen corset vests before??
Imagine any TS character in one of these and just try not to die instantl
@softbutchtaako
you’re gay
HMMMM
my mouth
THE RANGE??
i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.
My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing
Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.
You’ll burn in hell for this.
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?
Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.
@the-wayward-robot 🤣
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
Other things you can do:
Linked footnotes
Customized page dividers
Sticky notes
Lined paper
Paper that looks stacked on top of each other
Old looking paper
Newspaper articles
Tumblr posts
iOS text messages
Emails
Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button
Freaking discord chats
Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
WHAT
DAY 1: PINING!
Pining!Levi, you got it bad for DILF!Eren hun.
I don’t care, it’s June 1st somewhere!
Art by たぴおか
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40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone
Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
half way down I thought I was having a stroke.
Couldn’t stand that fic?
Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong?
Wish you’d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?
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