Silver Lotus

23 | Oct 29 | she/her | Fl, US | Pansexual | Posts Ereri and Rivaere | Also memes/relatable posts | NSFW! | AO3: GrimmKurosaki| 18+ ONLY | May Contain Spoilers

[hokusu]

“I’ve always been bad” || Eren x Vogue

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eridionn-deactivated20171010]

it’s not exactly the same, but something similar to what i’ve planned for achilles’ heel AHAHA

sigh. virgins.

[hokusu]

Happy SNK Positivity Week!

↳ Ship Positivity | Ereri/Riren

So you can drag me through hell If it meant I could hold your hand I will follow you ‘cause I’m under your spell And you can throw me to the flames I will follow you, I will follow you

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[illopii]

Keep holding on

For it is not hopeless

[secretglittersauce]

(credit to Innova Corsetry)

Y'all, oh my god

Why have I never seen corset vests before??

Imagine any TS character in one of these and just try not to die instantl

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

@softbutchtaako​

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

you’re gay

[blackwoolncrown]

HMMMM

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

my mouth

[usoppsweave]

[soulcalibur]

THE RANGE??

[earths-trying-angel]

i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

[gallusrostromegalus]

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

[simonalkenmayer]

You’ll burn in hell for this.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[spangelbanger]

Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?

Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.

[time-travel-bouqet]

@the-wayward-robot 🤣

[rosemoonweaver]

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

[rosemoonweaver]

Other things you can do:

Linked footnotes

Customized page dividers

Sticky notes

Lined paper

Paper that looks stacked on top of each other

Old looking paper

Newspaper articles

Tumblr posts

iOS text messages

Emails

Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button

Freaking discord chats

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[starkerfilth]

WHAT

[tanekore]

DAY 1: PINING!

Pining!Levi, you got it bad for DILF!Eren hun.

I don’t care, it’s June 1st somewhere!

[phx-y]

Art by たぴおか

※ Permission to post was granted by the artist. ※ Please don’t edit, remove caption or repost without permission. ※ Commercial use is prohibited.

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[hyenadip]

half way down I thought I was having a stroke.

[tiptoe39]

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[nightmare-foundation]

Jean Kirschstein: *breathes* eren: