Pranking my brother, will be back.
He saw he hsqw he sahehsawhswe
Ketsuban. .-.
FLOODING YOUR REALM NOW!
ABSOLUTELY NOT. BACK TO CINNABAR. THIS INSTANT.

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@the-sky-llama
Pranking my brother, will be back.
He saw he hsqw he sahehsawhswe
Ketsuban. .-.
FLOODING YOUR REALM NOW!
ABSOLUTELY NOT. BACK TO CINNABAR. THIS INSTANT.
Pranking my brother, will be back.
He saw he hsqw he sahehsawhswe
Ketsuban. .-.
Here’s a fun game! Tag someone and identify them as Edible or Inedible!
I’ll start! @pokeglitchden you’re edible.
Zee what does this MEAN
Don't forget to tag someone, Si Guy!
Okay fine..
@ghostgirlcara you would be inedible. Because you are a ghost. And intangible.
I don't understand this game.
@the-sky-llama You're edible.
I log in for the first time in ages, only to be met with... this? Ketsuban, what do you mean? Tell me, brother.
[IMAGE CORRUPTED, SENDING ID: It's a selfie of Ketsuban in his human form, the phone clearly floating with the help of his still existing abilities. One hand/arm is leaning on his cane, while the other arm is holding a Popplio, whom seems quite happy and smiling at the camera.]
Look who's achieved a practically perfect human form, unlike you!! Also, Divine here says hello, brother.
At the very least, I am glad you are having... Fun. Please, do try to not cause too many problems in Alola... I send my warmest regards to Divine, as well. Additionally, my human form is perfectly fine and normal, Ketsuban.
Yeah, sure, 'normal', my ass. It's more of a 'BE NOT AFRAID' situation.
That is because there is simply nothing to fear. My human form is entirely normal.
[IMAGE CORRUPTED, SENDING ID: It's a selfie of Ketsuban in his human form, the phone clearly floating with the help of his still existing abilities. One hand/arm is leaning on his cane, while the other arm is holding a Popplio, whom seems quite happy and smiling at the camera.]
Look who's achieved a practically perfect human form, unlike you!! Also, Divine here says hello, brother.
At the very least, I am glad you are having... Fun. Please, do try to not cause too many problems in Alola... I send my warmest regards to Divine, as well. Additionally, my human form is perfectly fine and normal, Ketsuban.
God forbid a Rocket exists in this economy smh my head
I hope God strikes... you down where you... stand.
Oh if Arceus tries it can catch these hands lol
I'm... sure it would not be... too hard for Arceus to... catch those... hands. You only have... two. Arceus... has a thousand. You... have no chance ♪
Hm one day I should eating a magic rock of the Fighting type so I can mach punch Arceus if it tries to strike me down
With those hands?
I have solid hands wdym
All hands are... solid. Humans... are solid. Are you... stupid? Either way... I hope... a Houndoom ambushes you... and kills you.
Yeah I don't think I'm human anymore. Ate a tera shard. Multiple tera shards and multiple Z-Crystals. I will replace Arceus thats my new goal starting right now
…somehow this is going to end poorly.
Solution: jirachi /j
Wdym solution jirachi
Arceus is literal god
They can just cancel jirachi’s effects
@the-sky-llama BROTHER ANOTHER MORTAL POSSIBLY/PROBABLY IN A DIFFERENT WORLD IS HAVING HUBRIS AND WISHES TO OVERTHROW YOU!!! AND A TEAM ROCKET BITCH NO LESS.
This is the first time I have checked this website in approximately a week, give or take. I am uncertain if this is an idea you wish to truly go through with.
ARCEUS!!!
[A picture of Cara holding her Peepy plushie.]
WHAT CRIME DID HE COMMIT?
I am glad to see you awake and doing well again, Cara. This brings me joy. As for... this little one. Tax evasion. Third degree murder. Jaywalking. Aircraft Hijacking.
Ooc post:
Wow really need to actually start checking and posting again because lately I just. Haven't been on. Dang
Fillet-o-fish incident?
"The Filet-O-Fish" incident. Yes. That. That incident.
My brother, Ketsuban, wanted to get McDonphans. I allowed it, and went with him. They got my order entirely wrong. I wanted chicken nuggets. They did not give me said chicken nuggets. Instead, I received a filet-o-fish. An unseasoned one, at that, with a singular, thin stripe of cheese. An unseasoned, improperly cheesed filet-o-fish.
They did not salt the fries, either, and they were cold. I do not drink diet soda. They gave me diet Dr. Pepper. An unseasoned, improperly cheesed filet-o-fish sandwich, unsalted cold fries, and diet soda.
I was thoroughly disappointed, that day. I just wanted chicken nuggets. At least Ketsuban got their order correctly.
I refuse to get food from that McDonphan's in particular again. I will not do so after that betrayal of trust.
Hello 👋👋👋 I was told that you know how to get my brother, Ingo back from a trainer named Blake. Can I please have him back.
Ah. Yes. I shall do my best to ensure your brother returns safely.
Hello 👋 👋👋 I was just wondering if it's possible for someone to walk into a train tunnel and disappear and where do they end up? I am asking this because I am looking for someone.
omfg i think i know what youre talking about.
theres this a train station somewhere called the Kisaragi Station, and in 2004 this girl went missing there while tryin to find her way home or somethin.
i personally wouldnt reccomend checking it out bc theres a high likelyhood that victims of Kisaragi Station get spirited away, like in the movie Spirited Away. theres also a chance the station just doesnt exist, cuz the only info i have on it is from this urban legend.
if ur in unova, though, i cant help you. i dunno if theres any subway lines that send you to the shadow realm
Then where did my brother go...?! I checked the tunnels multiple times over the years... How does one magically disappear?! It's not like Arceus himself suddenly chose to throw him either into a different timeline or just time in general!
wait a minute youre emmet. the subway boss. ive heard about ya.
im actually friends with arceus, i can ask him what happened like right now.
@the-sky-llama Yo arc, did you do somethin to emmet’s brother?
What happened is a long story. I have already resolved this issue in one timeline, I will see if I can do it in another.
Since Ketsuban is busy, can you check on Blake? He's... kinda in trouble.
I'm on it.
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[WATCH? Y/N]
I will be on my way shortly to check on her.
Good... afternon, morning, etc., the person letting me use his account to send this ask told me that time can be quite confusing here.
I have been informed that you are Arceus, so I would like to ask a question, if that's alright.
It's been two years since my daughter disappeared, and both her mother and I would like to know if she is okay, wherever she is. That's all we want to know. We're not even sure we want to know if she's alive or not.
Still, thank you so much for reading.
- Rei Saeki
Yes, time is strange indeed. I wish you two the same, a good day, evening... whatever it may be. I am able to tell you is that she is safe, where she is. Beyond that information, there is not much I can say, unfortunately. I wish the two of you the best of luck, and better days ahead.
💭 Baking a cake with the girlies. We will add the first ingredient said by the first reblog.
💭 Enjoy.
VANILLA EXTRACT!
💭 Called it! Ok, next reblogger, do your thing. Just make sure it's edible.
MORE VANILLA EXTRACT!
Vanilla extract.
you type like the shuppet joker
apologies my holiness but I am having a bad day and I am wondering if you are trying to spite me
@cross-poisoned
The... Shuppet Joker? I am unfamiliar with such a thing. Fascinating. I am uncertain how to take this statement.
Nevertheless, this is not my doing. I tend to avoid meddling in the affairs of mortals. It appears you are having simply a string of bad luck. I apologize. A better day tomorrow lies ahead.
h oly fuckg. is that go d.
(@sillydex45)
I suppose you would be correct. I am the one that has been named "Arceus" by the mortals, yes.