Fifty Shades of Morally Gray

[podcastwizard]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

[podcastwizard]

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

[cc-tinslebee]

Grace Chasity is truly the character of all time. She’s a strict Christian. She’s a totally freak. She’s She’s THE nerdy prude. She’s hunting down perverts and killing them for sport. She’s on a holy mission. Said mission is being funded by five guys who are “worse than the Devil”. She’s Max’s perfect opposite. She becomes exactly what Max became.

and to top it all off, it’s not like Grace Chasity truly fell from grace over the course of the show. she was lowkey insane to begin with. she has one (1) horny thought and goes “I need to obliterate the man who’s making me feel this way”. she organises a humiliation hit on him. she jumps straight to “here’s exactly how we’re gonna bury the body” after he accidentally gets himself killed. her little dance moves? the way she’s so conniving and into all of this devious planning? Grace Chasity was never truly the “good girl” and that’s part of why her character is SO much fun

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[prokopetz]

Upon reflection, the tendency of Dracula adaptations to treat Jonathan as a bit character is probably inextricable from their tendency to treat the episodes concerning his time in Castle Dracula as a fairly tedious piece of exposition to a story which truly begins with Dracula's arrival in London.

I know this is blasphemy, but I feel like Dracula is the one novel that might actually benefit from being split into multiple films. Do an intimate bottle-episode psychological horror piece covering Jonathan's confinement to and eventual escape from Dracula's castle, so in the next movie we actually have proper context for his whole... everything.

[prokopetz]

Critically, I feel like it would need to be a pair of films rather than a miniseries because a. as series you'd have to awkwardly work around the fact that most of the billed cast just plain don't appear in the front half of the episode list, and b. a big ominous "To Be Continued" title drop when Jonathan finally escapes followed by making the audience wait a year for the continuation would do fun things to the fandom.

[jonbutter]

Joey Richter in the Trail to Oregon

[crunchie-morris]

Also Joey Richter in The Trail To Oregon

[talesandfluff]

also also Joey Richter in The Trail to Oregon!

[gorgynei]

EVERY ONE SHUUUUT UP HADESTOWN PROSHOT IS RELEASING THIS SUMMER IM GONNA CRY

[gorgynei]

im gonna throw up

[rock-crusher]

I:

✅️ Have got blood on my dick

✅️ Am in a pool of my vomit

✅️ Am picking turds off my ass

✅️ Had a whole breakfast of grass

✅️ Have mud on my shoes (They're actually hooves)

✅️ Have hind legs that are sore

✅️ Have four

❌️ Know her damn name

[aniriva]

Death to Nazis

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[rose-colored-tea]

[xialiuyi]

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) dir. by Joel Schumacher

@pscentral event 43: childhood favourites @giftober 2025 | Day 27: alt. prompt- (animated) typography (template by @poppywright)

[theatreism]

And brother, thus begins the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice

[snowbairdd]

If only we were amongst friends… or sane persons!

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

[soleaspfeiffer]

JACK WOLFE and MORGAN DUDLEY as OPRHEUS & EURYDICE in HADESTOWN

[godlessondheimite]

said she took poison, never said that she died

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[phantom-threaded]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975, dir. Jim Sharman

[enthusispastic]