Medulla Oblongata

Martin. 19. Texas.

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[brucebocchi]

the cameraman:

[brinty]

[unfragmentedreality]

my brain currently

[dinuguan]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Smoking a blunt vs eating an edible

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[amateur]

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[fierceawakening]

Even Bigger Mood

[the-sperm-that-won]

WoW this whole post is just fucking annoying

[odinsblog]

PLEASE watch this

Joe Walsh: Angela are you gonna let me speak or not?

Angela Rye: Are you gonna say something while your mouth is moving?

Joe Walsh: Barack Obama had no experience and Donald Trump had no experience. 

Angela Rye:

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

LISTEN SEEING A BLACK WOMAN GET A WHITE MAN TOGETHER CLEANSES MY SPIRIT 

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

she literally murdered him on live television

[browsedankmemes]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

[sana-bakkoush]

[inmybagathaharkness]

Ok this is it

[toh-ska]

This is a win.

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

I mean is it wrong though?

[favoritelatina]

😐😐😐😐😐

[goochie-mane]

When you send the purple pickle emoji 🍆 and she send the tongue emoji 👅 right back

[evooob]

when you an introvert and your friends leave you at a party

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[onlytwitterpics]

[bob-belcher]

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[down2marzgurl]

shit

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[queernigga]

Me

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Afshsjdhsjsbsjsbsjsnskshs

[neo-soulless]

Me in my home studio. My boy @dirtbaby2016 on productiom

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

@ithotyouknew2 get ya mans

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Let him express himself!!!

[the-sperm-that-won]

When I finally open that adobe program