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[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[metal-autistic-coven]

Hang on let me translate something real quick

[metal-autistic-coven]

Yeah this is funny

[reddherring777]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[noah-wyles]

when you can tell a mutual has recently watched a movie bc your dash becomes instantly flooded with the reblogs of that film like moot is filling their scrapbook in with glitter and glue

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

Woah

Hey

Did you see that? What the fuck.

[depsidase]

[moleshow]

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[nitramaraho]

none pizza with left beef can vote today

[gaybichon]

thank you da vinkis

[cloned-sheep97]

I lowkey fw these guys. They're just the right amount of silly to make me go "heh that was kinda funny" before scrolling

although. they do give me the uncanny valley

[emilio-guevara-the-sexy-man]

They do upload free movies on their YouTube channel

[soosbeans]

i did not think this would actually be true wtf

i love you voros twins

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

tumblr staff: hello! we are testing out a new thing. it is experimental so we want lots of feedback on this from the community! :)

the community: hey this sucks. all of us agree this change is dogshit and needs to be either completely reworked or just not implemented at all. here is exactly how to fix it btw.

tumblr staff: thank you for the valuable feedback everyone! we are doing it anyways :)

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy Birthday Snoopy!

[gusujay]

before you do a drop shot against jannik sinner. ask yourself, is this something carlos alcaraz would do? If the answer is yes and you are not carlos alcaraz. DONT do it

[apolladay]

If you wear a physical watch, why?

no phone

don't trust digital clocks

the Aesthetic

old habit

other (discuss in the tags)

results

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

[apolladay]

how do you most commonly respond to someone saying “thank you” ?

you’re welcome

no worries/no problem

sure thing

any time

my pleasure

you got it

non-verbal response (eg thumbs up)

my native language has a common response not reflected here

i use 2+ of these/i speak multiple languages and respond differently in each

i do not respond

other/its complicated

show results/im bald/your mom/etc

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

(if you use many of these interchangeably but have one you use more than the others, try to select that, but there are options if you use different options interchangeably)