My Demons

24. Grad student. Obnoxious, shameless, and loud. Unicorn at heart.

[jockinthegym]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[domsdominatinggaming]

GameCube start screen montage.

[snh-snh-snh]

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

[proletariangothic]

Frida Kahlo disliked white capitalism intensely, so I would recommend not buying images of her on socks or whatever from big box stores especially if you’re white.

What I would recommend instead is make your own art and design inspired by her. She taught underprivileged teenagers art in the years leading up to her death. Her class was multicultural due to Mexico accepting refugees from WW2 including Jewish people(she herself was half German Jewish). She was very pro DIY and I think would’ve been flattered by fan art that’s not sold for money. 

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[ohifonlyx33]

this video is ALL ABOUT TURNING THE VOLUME ON.

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[chauiee]

Feinstein: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?

Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…

Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.

Crews: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.

[cowsheep]

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

[buttonpoetry]

From Rudy Francisco’s incredible book, HELIUM.

[tamarinfrog]

Some style tests so have an oddish.

[solenelmar]

an incomplete list of poetry quotes i can’t ever forget about:

·”but I’m still time zones away / from who I was the day before we met.” from “Photograph”, Andrea Gibson.

·”Will I be something? / Am I something? / And the answer comes: / You already are. / You always were. / And you still have time to be.” from “Here Am I”, Anis Mojgani.

·”I will love you when you are a still day. / I will love you when you are a hurricane.” from “Mouthful of Forevers”, Clementine von Radics.

·”The dirt and the dust are not / weak. I could build a house / out of you; you are the roof / when I rain.” from a poem by Liz (@clearwindowpanemoon).

·”I loved you head over handles / like my first bicycle accident - / before the mouthful of gravel and blood, / I swore we were flying.” from “Cycle of Abuse”, Sierra DeMulder.

·”So when my straight friend asks me why there is no straight pride parade, I tell her, ‘you can’t be proud of something you’ve never had to fight for.’” from “Pride”, Joanna Hoffman.

·”I woke up realizing I had been searching for a home with my own keys waiting in my pocket.” from “9 Reasons”, Joanna Hoffman.

·”13 things my uncle told me before he died: not everyone has the blessing to understand sadness / if you ever find yourself at the graveyard, read the names” from “poems from my uncle’s grave” (@irynka).

·”This is what you should be teaching your sons: / Each woman is a map and / if you dismiss her / because she was plateaus / where another woman has mountains, / and mountains where another woman has valleys, / then you will be missing out / on an awfully big adventure.” from “My existence is not for you” (@hereislight).

·”She’s not asking what you’re gonna tell your daughter. / She’s asking what you’re going to teach / your son.” from “Blue Blanket”, Andrea Gibson.

·”And if I know anything for certain, / I know it wasn’t love. / It was spitting flowers into our eyes / and calling it spring.” from “Fools at Love’s Table”, Ashe Vernon.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

[virgoassbitch]

my academic advisor told me to dump my man

Me as an academic advisor

[delreynews]

Happy Birthday Lana Del Rey!

Today, on June 21st, Lana Del Rey is turning 33 years old.