The Pie and the Cheeseburger

Pansexual • she/her or they/them • started with Supernatural, currently super into Trigun and One Piece. Mostly following and reblogging

[designtheendless]

[dinagastuff]

Soft mornings at the cottage💜

[acrknowyou]

No matter how many years have passed, Jayce still wakes up thinking he is late for classes. He's an anxious little guy.

[cams-the-human]

Do you think when reindeer Zoro and Sanji butt heads with each other while fighting, their antlers get stuck together? :0 It'd be really funny to see them struggle detangling their antlers me thinks, mwhehehe

you. you're a genius so i had to let this marinate into a mini comic

ft Zoro riling him up for no reason cuz he was bored

Bonus: Nami helped them out! it cost an antler but that's ok 🥹

[biancalattei]

strip poker

[settingsailforop]

kings

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[the-useless-follower]

Rewatched the first two Matrix movies last night, and I now need to find a Jayvik artists to commision a Matrix AU for Jayce and Viktor. Trinity kept reminding me of Viktor with her extremely slender form and the close ups of her spine. And then of course I saw Morpheous and the gap in his teeth and immediately thought of Jayce. I guess I just want to find someone who would be interested in drawing a "matrix-sona" for Jayce and Viktor? Which probably just means them with leather and sunglasses in 1999.

Would Viktor be disabled in the Matrix, or does something go wrong when pulling him out? Would Viktor still strap in to the Matrix and be a non-disabled person because of the ability to morph the matrix, or would he be one of the operators that stay on the ship? Was one of them born in Zion? Who left the matrix first, jayce or Viktor? Did they know each other in the matrix and one asked the other to follow?

So many choices. If yall have any recommendations for an artist you think would be interested in this and open for commissions, please let me know. Im thinking no background and just full body and color designs right now.

[orangechickenpillow]

No but Jayce must have been so confused. Like imagine you almost get exploded by a terrorist attack and your partner almost dies so to save him you, a) discover that he has a purple leg because he let your decade long science project drink his blood or whatever and then b) use his notes to do more illegal and immoral magic-science to encase him in a goop chamber so your decade long science project can rebuild his body.

Then you sleep next to his goop-cocoon for who knows how long before suddenly he's crawling out of the goop naked as the day he was born and purple from head to toe, then when you're all like "I finally understand now" (crazy btw) "let's do science together for the rest of our days <3" he suddenly and without warning tells you he wants a divorce and then nopes out of not only your office but the country -- still purple and naked as the day he was born btw

Like. What do you even do with that?

[e-kathryns-shadows]

[lydiajoypalmer]

@bugtorweek 02 - scarab

[badartistelambda]

♡ for more sleep paralysis demon

[proxythe]

snifffs u sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u

[the-useless-follower]

Why do all tattoos have to mean something? Why do I have to commemorate things in my life that I care about with tattoos? Why can’t just get tattoos because Constantine was a wicked awesome movie and I liked the tats on Keanu Reeves? Why are tattoos only justified is they have great meaning in them? Why can’t I get a pizza slice on my ass as pun (Pizza this ass ;D)? I want tattoos that look cool with absolutely no great backstory to why they are there.

[the-useless-follower]

I made this post when I was 18. Im now 26 and have both these tattoos. I did it Lil me. And I dont regret them, I fucking love them.

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[lydiajoypalmer]

One Bright Morning - page 12 - are you gonna finish that

Also posting to AO3!

shop / patreon (I put leftover Viktor physical books in my shop!)

[secousses]

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

[osgoss]

ooohh this white man and his weak heart