A few of you have asked for my carrd so I shall place it below:
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
NASA

ellievsbear

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occasionally subtle

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Doug Jones
sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Product Placement
Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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cherry valley forever

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@the-wizard-malamolphendryx
A few of you have asked for my carrd so I shall place it below:
Gandalf died fighting a balrog, Merlin died trapped in the Crystal Cave, and Me I feel also not so good
no context wuxiaposting
All three of them
Moonwatcher in the panelka
Turtle in the elektrichka
Winter in Vorkuta
(I will block anyone who writes how terrible, depressing, etc. panelki are. I'm not kidding)
This is considered to be one of the most important documents in dragonriding history. Here's why:
it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this
Kenny Loggins
It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste
apparently some idiot on the Wizard council lost his tharxian warding crystal in the suction dimension and broke the great circle keeping the demon lord Pentalagon in his spectral sarcophagus. so like. that was my evil plan. i spent 3,000 years working on this and they just started the Thaumaclysm on accident. what am i supposed to do with all this mayonnaise now
The suction dimension? Now why would he have gone in there, I wonder...
When your scrying mirror suddenly stops working and you see some really tired, sad, double-chinned wizard
*Sees you ogling my cursed amulet* My eyes are up here ⬆️
To whoever's been using my orb to mine Bitcoin: fess up so I can put you on the Hindenburg
A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.