This is NOT Wonderland.

Your tears are mine. NSFW

[rocktheholygrail]

#I love boyfriends about to get high af go on a date together

[buckychristwrites]

colin: so who’s going over? you or me?

me: colin

colin: *goes over the edge and dies*

me:

[travalicious]

[breadloser]

when you’re watching bandersnatch with your friend and they pick “kill dad” the first time it pops up

[heavenlydelirium]

the most unrealistic part of bandersnatch is that stefan’s therapist takes walk-ins

[hulakan]

[the-write-alice]

I hate being left alone with my thoughts.

[the-write-alice]

Sad masturbation. Made even sadder thanks to a pornless tumblr. Good un.

[lesbianartandartists]

But thank god you’re all protected from images like these:

[tariqah]

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

[the-write-alice]

Fuck off.

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“As for myself, I had a lot to say. But I was silent.”

— Albert Camus, from Youthful Writings; “Intuitions,” wr. c. 1932

[acecroft]

Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat

[weeniebagel]

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

[weeniebagel]

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

[weeniebagel]

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

[yiffmaster]

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

[calliopecoyote]

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

[yugirimistwalker]

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

[yiffmaster]

what is a table but a domestic net

[nyanbinyuri]

okay but wheres the chariots and tigers man

[the-write-alice]

Lol

I wish I was dead

[acecroft]

Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[superspicy-deactivated20180722]

wHAT IS GOING ON

[your-locally-blessed-goldfish]

Jesus Christ

[thesnakeuhobihates]

This is by far the best thing I have found on Tumblr