Named Yellowist Blog of 2016

Yello/23, Amatuer shitposter. Sometimes I write and sometimes I talk seriously. Feel free to ask or request anything. I'm bad at tagging things.

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[qwopflop]

God I want him to do this to my clit

[pietriarchy]

[veeranger]

literally every single case in aa

prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

phoenix: 

[2sweet4]

dont listen to them phoenix your pussy is banging and tight as hel

[2sweet4]

im counting it as a war crime to leave this in the tags

[ryonahole-deactivated20211102]

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

boy friend

[never-obsolete]

[memewhore]

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

[outofcontextmega64]

[secousses]

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[unclefather]

me: 

[radroller]

[parasitoidism]

Going to start referring to “the big 2fort match in the sky” as if it’s a real and commonly held belief about the afterlife

[bigfloridaboy]

[bedpsyching]

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

[femmepathy]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[perceremade]

[perceremade]

this person is 18 btw.

[stupidpetface]

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

I am literally who everybody is describing in the drake is the type of guy memes

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

I do every single one of these things

[fullmetalswift]

how are we going to teach the gen z kids that fiction includes bad people and bad things and makes you uncomfortable on purpose sometimes bc maybe the author is trying to tell you something 

[hobbies306540111]

english literature classes in schools :)