Zombiejynx

A random incoherent stream of thoughts. Don't be afraid, because I am too. Adult, English. Banner made by my GF nonkiru!

[tinysweetvoid]

[hallaer]

You. I like you. We're friends now.

[fucxingcuties]

[dragongirlteeth]

Who the fuck multiplied my cat by

[1 0 0

0 0 1

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[bardically-uninspired]

happy trans day of visibility!

[rinlanddess]

Link ~~~

[necrowyrm]

"Motherfucker! Cease to be!" - Me yesterday reaching peak wizardspeak while gaming.

[strawberry-tuesdhays]

[necrowyrm]

HEY!!!

That's Fucking Awesome

[drinkbreak]

Is Cease To Be a wizard council approved spell?

[necrowyrm]

The Wizard Council can Suck My Nuts!!!!!!!!

[stargabs]

Suck My Nuts now on the Wizard Council list of Banned Spells, regrettable :(

[necrowyrm]

I BOW TO NO WIZARD AUTHORITY

[burger-the-ham]

(excluding the IRS)

[amygdalae]

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

[amygdalae]

[draconym]

How many mysterious eggs does a guy have to eat to get taken by the fae these days

[fifty-shaids-of-cray]

[draconym]

You can't prove anything

[unalivejournal]

I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

[girl-poss]

[techtvhottie]

[techtvhottie]

[doubleca5t]

"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!

[redeless]

At some point in my transition, the "hate yourself, get an eating disorder, buy product" messaging I get switched from woman flavor to man flavor, and omfg. What the hell is this shit!

The "woman" version would often disguise itself as self care. There's this facade of softness and gentleness. ("indulge yourself: buy skincare! do what's right for YOU: starve yourself and smile emptily at zucchini noodles! this is empowering. your body is a temple, divine feminine chakra mother!!!") In the man version, no such thing. Self compassion is not allowed. You've got to brutally grind yourself into the shape of a Real Man or die trying, but you don't get to *enjoy* being the Real Man because comfort is for girrrrrrlllssss.

My dangerous trans gender ideology is that being a man should be enjoyable. If there's nothing fun about it, change your approach or stop being a man.

[mikufigureoftheday]

🍪Today's Miku(??????) figure is:🍪

Lofthouse Blue Frosted Sugar Cookies 13.5 oz ver. (~1980)

[mx-post-stuffs]

happy trans day of visibility repost

[throathole]

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

[coastal-mangos-one]

[slonekaru]

Me only scrolling down enough to see the first photo: they should fuck about it

Scrolling down further: oh they are fucking about it. Excellent!

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[chthonicathenean]

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[mrsjdavis]

This post has EVERYTHING...