Into The Mind Of A FemTwink

Guess we’re doing this now

[hotgirlmeg]

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

[incisedwound]

[tosety]

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

[depsidase]

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[greeds]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

[tench]

Real life sims 4 career ulockable furniture

[mojodraws]

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[kyraneko]

This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.

[the-haiku-bot]

This feels like if Rock

Paper Scissors came with an

Uno Reverse card.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]