*wakes up* alright what can i be unnecessarily bitter about today

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*wakes up* alright what can i be unnecessarily bitter about today
she who controls the frogs controls it all
At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN
Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception
fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20
me:
I run to stop that door!
Make an athletics check
*nat 20*
*sighs* okay so…
I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.
that’s how you do it donald!!!
19990620: Hope, Fish, Despair
Two hungry cats saw a big fish on the frozen lake park. They excitedly jump straight to the frozen lake where the fish away, to the front paw is caught is flexible, persevering fish separated by a layer of ice, visible touch them, spent a long time effort, still to no avail. Finally, the only hope, fish sigh, the disappointing.
What.
i was reading fine and then ???
fish sigh, the disappointing
“My dog sucks at fetch”
via @camsharak
More of these silly gifcomics on my website!
OMG send help. Send. Help.
i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao
Theresa May’s leaked speech.
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I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
It’s back!
*wakes up* what the fuck
*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice
For You From Mi
The super moon on a radio receiver dish
mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..