Welcome To My Trashcan

F/♊/24 My name is Sydney. This blog is a mess.

[todoriko]

[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[anxietyproblem]

[possumgurl69]

imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.

[notkatniss]

[rvlvrocelthot-deactivated202009]

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

[dennysparkinlot]

how dare you keep this gem in the tags?

[omghotmemes]

I drive shit box car try meh…

[omghotmemes]

Xbox 360 Chats were like:

[cheeso]

the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them

[brawltogethernow]

This just feels right; it makes intuitive sense.

[sumetal]

Does this to you

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

oh god my nutrients

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

I need a minimum of 2 hours at the start of every day to just vibe before I actually begin my day lol

[lulcocoabuttershawty-deactivate]

No seriously

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

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person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

[stainedglassfish-deactivated202]

it just keeps getting better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

[maramahan]

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

[toxiccaves]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[galahadwilder]

“What’s your name?” “I never had one” DAAAAMN THEY WENT THERE

[flamingbluepanda]

me, scrolling: is this the one with-

me, watching, vindicated: IT ISSSSS

[notkatniss]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

[vaguelyethereal]