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[shurikkai]

I am soo normal about this game (lying)

[am0stia]

this is stupid

[mistywhiskerz]

Tried to draw Funger Elster

[harpoontailed]

Last Supper

[glacierclear]

the mortifying ordeal of being known.

[glacierclear]

hi olive

[glacierclear]

got yer purse.

[glacierclear]

got yer purse.

[crualex-de-vil]

Elster's really cute tippy taps

[littol-lie]

Visit Original Link

@iiota was talking about how they wanted a signalis update that just had the tik tok robot lady voice falke and nothing else so i made this.

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[4gifs]

[grawly]

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

[mcnerds]

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

[solluxisms]

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[loverofpiggies]

merry christmas

[tris-tumbl]

i made a friend???

i was playing splatoon 2 today, and during one of the random turf war matches, it was only me and someone else (bad connection), against the other team of four.

i knew we were gonna lose cause it was 2 vs. 4, so i decided to just keep jumping non-threateningly to the other team.

most of them just shot me, but there was this one player named ‘mika!’, who was really nice to me! they had a tri-slosher, and i had the umbrella gun thing.

so the match ends, (we lose), and most of the people leave, but not me or mika

so we keep playing matches, and everytime we see each other we jump a lot super happily gshgdh

so like 10 battles after me and mika keep jumping around, mika switches her weapon to the ink brush

i didnt know what she was doing but she found me and did this!

i literally cried and i felt super loved by this stranger ok??? /////

shes super good at making hearts with the ink brush; then i switched to it too, and then we just kept filling the maps with hearts (mine were bad though, hers were super smooth)

i lost so many battles for that, but tbh i didnt care, i just felt rly happy???

splatoon is just.. a fucking good game

[rainbowcolorfulbrightful]

It’s the most colorful time of the year…

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[fool-errant]

I actually made this a button last convention

[smooththegoofyshark]

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

[butteryswimmingthing]

explain pls

[smooththegoofyshark]

No

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

What are lemons??

[phylix]

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

[lotrlocked]

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

[marloviandevil]

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

[thefloatingstone]

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

[cocofinny]

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

this post killed me in one hit