abusement park

Fleabag || she/they || ♑ || Twitter: @dietdrnasty

[jjian1002]

Lots of dilf

[evilvillain123456789]

Do you guys wanna see my penis

[evilvillain123456789]

Do you guys wanna me to kill myself?

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Handholding is actually more intimate than oral sex. Not a lot of people know this. But I do. That is why I like to go down on people on the first date but am saving my hands for marriage. Someone's car alarm is going off outside and I want their infernal machine to explode

[albertnatural]

[vespertinemusic]

Rico Nasty by Brian Ziff for PAPER Magazine, 2020

[garbuge]

[marlluxia]

[pissvortex]

telling therapist that i’m feeling very femcel lainpilled lately and they prescribe me enough ketamine to kill a thoroughbred

[pissvortex]

derpy hooves don’t say that

[marlluxia]

aight i’m fuckin back

[valtsv]

[queerdungeons]

birth

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

THE PORTAL OPENS

[walmartdionysus]

[rei-ayanamii]

wow i’m really excited for the new pokemon game!!

[rei-ayanamii]

wow i’m really excited for the new pokemon game!!

[no13roxas]

New trailer just dropped out of nowhere??

KINGDOM HEARTS III – Together Trailer (Closed Captions)

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

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