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[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[lindwurmbride]

thinking of adam finding out gansey will die soon from blue and describing her face "she wasn't crying. her eyes were worse than crying, though."

something about sadness so deep it transcends tears

also "his heart was a grave" <3

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hate Island

[445ties]

wow these two are such good FRIENDS

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[ashenmind]

“rig” is a fun verb because it is usually technical yet often ambiguous

you are doing something specific to something that’s for sure

[ashenmind]

huh

[max0nline]

[boymagicalgirl]

[0ksypon]

[henstomper]

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

[drchucktingle]

FABULOUS BODIES is an instant USA TODAY bestseller which means ALL FOUR traditionally published tingleverse horror novels have been release week bestsellers. THATS FOUR FOR FOUR LETS TROT. i have endless gratitude for your support and your love buckaroos. cant want to trot onward together

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[sorisketches]

under pressure

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[animepopheart]

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