thealexjohnson

I'm a pretty random slice of pie

[theweirdwideweb]

[normal-guy-posts]

I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

[pointnclick]

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

[gay-irl]

gay irl

[alfiealright22]

[neuro-light]

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[this-is-me-irl]

[xilliannax]

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Both Ursula wanted to get the Kings power. She saw and opening and took it.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Ariel was a dumbass who went to her fathers enemy and really thought she was going to be fair

[blackwoolncrown]

^^^ Ursula was just honest. She literally told Ariel men wanted her to be dumb and silent and the girl was just like ‘okay!’. Ariel READ the contract and willingly submitted to the conditions. There’s no law saying Triton can’t be contested for power. If he had been a more attentive father to Ariel, she wouldn’t have been a liability this way. My client, Ursula, is innocent.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

My client lmfaooo Triton I feel like tried his best Ariel was really stubborn and didnt listen to anybody she didnt even try to read the contract all she wanted was that man.

[blackberryshawty]

There are laws against minors signing contracts without the supervision of a parent or legal guardian for a reason. And while those laws vary depending on like jurisdiction the girl was under 18 and we can agree Ursula’s actions sought to prey on the naïveté that comes with youth.

[ghostrockband]

Also Ursula breaches the fairplay clause of making a contract by having the eels interfere with Ariels ability to fulfill the terms and conditions of the contract. Common sense aside, compounded with the fact that she is a minor Ursula is indeed guilty and is a villain

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

I love this thread

[teathattast]

[healingsuggestions]

You are bigger than what is making you sad.

[theshitneyspears]

Paris Hilton posted a Snapchat of herself yelling “fuck you” at coyotes while listening to Tik Tok by Kesha.

[slipknot-thot-69-deactivated201]

[niambi]

“ Warning: I do this ”

[jerryterry]

[klystrons]

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?

[gonefashion]

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

[mnemophile]

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

[notchaoticiswear]

lgb-bq :’)

[rockonkiri]

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

[darren-fucking-chriss]

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

[ocotllo]

To lay this out clearly to the people trying to make theoretical excuses for these charges (tw for sexual assault of minors, mentions of drug/alcohol abuse and trauma):

in 1997 Bowman was charged with sexually assaulting a 14 year old boy who was his golf student. The boy was traumatized to the point of being unable to have physical contact with his father, his grades fell, and he turned to drugs and alcohol to cope.

in 1999 Bowman was charged with sexually assaulting a 15 year old girl who was over for a sleepover with his daughter. This girl was so traumatized she dropped out of school, struggled with alcohol abuse, and went on to enter a series of unhealthy relationships that even put her in life threatening situations.

In 2006 Bowman was convicted of 3 counts of aiding and abetting statutory rape, 3 counts taking indecent liberties with a child, and 2 counts of second degree kidnapping. Bowman, 47 at the time, picked up a 14 and a 15 year old girl from the mall so that they could stay with their 18 and 24 year old boyfriends at his home. He took them to purchase alcohol and then sat in the other room while they drank and had intercourse.

source: https://caselaw.findlaw.com/nc-court-of-appeals/1161343.html

This man is a pedophile and a repeat offender. He endangered the lives of at least 4 minors and those are only the ones who said something. I do not want to see any excuses made for him and it does put all of these events into a new, questionable light.

[noplopkol]

So… He has no salvation whatsoever. Fucking period.

[love]

[thealexjohnson]

These are your lungs after smoking a marijuana. #abovetheinfluence

[myleremoss]

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.