The Androgynous Carnation

A misunderstood, confused human who finds peace in music, math, and YouTubers.

[sciderman]

to commemorate deadpool’s new status as a disney princess 

bonus

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[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

[tredlocity]

Peter Parker is all of us.

[leia-organa]

# you’re doing amazing sweetie

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

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[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[disneyfeverdaily]

#queen

[giffingcartoons]

[lagonegirl]

[kingtchaka]

Bruh, I feel this in my soul right now.

[sylvia-tilly]

Loki being shockingly polite.

Bonus (Loki being polite even as Odin):

[adamcansuckme]

Mama Frigga raised no rude ass boy

[stephrc79]

he was kinda rude

[the-caps-ass]

Loki: *taps Thors shoulder politely* excuse me

Thor: hm?

Loki: *stabs him*

[breathtakingqueens]

Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Erik Madigan Heck for the Guardian.

[choxide-blog]

[neyhaz]

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

[funnylime]

[bluelivesaintshit]

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

So did Oscar Wilde

[lesbianpeachs]

things i hate about straight culture

- 30, flirty and fun ;) - night out with the girlies !! - making hating your spouse a cultural norm - i love the gays :)) gay bars are sO fun - im not homophobic, i have one (1) gay friend - so do your parents accept u - tell us your coming out story!!!! - ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that’ - ur so brave xx - being mistakenly perceived as gay is the worst possible insult - ‘girl on girl/guy on guy action’ - wine moms - idk i thought 50 shades of grey was good :) - ‘i’m not gay, but…’ - missionary position - *two babies sitting next to each other* aww they’re in love!!! i can hear the wedding bells!!!! - murdering ppl for being lgbt

[gif87a-com]

[awesomeships-deactivated2017122]

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

[e-029]

When I don’t get what u mean

[trashysnakehasfeels-deactivated]

this video is my aesthetic 

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The gang’s all here

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

the force is like anxiety

[notastupidbird]

explain

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

with me, always