It's what I named my penis

Jeff Rizzo. 21. I just want sleep. Ask me about my weiner! Love of my life

[kitty]

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

[chubbycattumbling]

[princesstigerbelle]

She make a mess

[thenatsdorf]

Pouncer! (via monavits)

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

[writing-in-the-grave]

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

[princesstigerbelle]

When my cat races around the house at top cat speed, I cheer her on to make her feel like she’s accomplishing something in life

[wilder-flower]

BECAUSE SHE IS

[princesstigerbelle]

Look at this cat here

Now that’s a top speed cat

[angstriddentrashhuman]

Amazing capture, not a bit of blur

[princesstigerbelle]

No one’s ever seen me like this

No one’s ever seen you like this

[princesstigerbelle]

Everybody

[princesstigerbelle]

Swerved to miss that man

Time you crashed the van

Bust the windscreen

Almost broke your hand

Cost you half a grand

You been acting CRAZY

I been acting SHADY

Oh we are fucked this time, fucked this time

[mostlycatsmostly]

More Pallas Cat (via mbibi)

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

*sees a very fat and fluffy cat*

me: *gasps* oh my god are you seeing this shit??? are you fucking seeing this????!?! oh my god

[princesstigerbelle]

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[tadakiba]

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

[im-taako-you-know-from-tv]

[princesstigerbelle]

This is her grumpy face 😹😾‼️

[markv5]

Cherry…

Вишенка

[cheese24k]

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

[robinbenway]

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

[bettalucknexttime]

exquisite…

[catscenter]