The Antiquities

I'm probably fucking freezing

[flipflibberinflippinghell]

We stan

[yupthatexists]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

[iammyfather]

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

[technogenic-mess]

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[adamsmasher]

So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just stopped to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities

[sheglows]

[liberalsarecool]

There is a reasonable and logical way to lower abortions.

[hydro-homies]

Relevant contrast

[anxietyproblem]

[ampervadasz]

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[theantiquities]

Just logging into tumblr on laptop since this new community guidelines came in and some of the stuff that was flagged on my blog...

A photo of me pretending to be samara.. A picture of a frozen banana Two pictures of me with a @theatremusiclife Two pictures of my legs 

what?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deadpresidents]

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

There are four MCR albums

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[mysharona1987]

Captain America is telling Donald Trump off.

I literally cannot think of a better metaphor.  

No, seriously. I can’t. 

[profeminist]