BUCKLE UP, BITCHES

A bisexual aquarist with a newfound zest for life. icon by pokeprideicons

[theaquaticwizard-blog]

I left Tumblr for a while, now he's gone

Is it my fault? Did I do this? I'm sorry I truly am, I hope you're okay

[curioscurio]

psa

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

Black cats are wonderful!

I mean look at them!

They are not unlucky!

Beautiful furry babies!

They’re curious and playful!

So sleepy!

Just as affectionate as any other fur type!

Total goofballs!

IMMA GET THE BLINKY LIGHT

So friendly!

Not spooky!

Just a beautiful kitty with black fur!

(please don’t adopt a black cat as an “aesthetic” because of Halloween. This is a living animal who is going to rely on you for love, food, play, and comfort. You are their world. They are not your decoration.)

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

[tigerdude51087]

“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit” 

[gamgee]

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)

fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)

regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)

rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)

mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)

anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

[draeneis]

7. you

[gamgee]

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

[nateforyou]

this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him

[kathyssongsimonandgarfunkel]

ally of the year! and what are YOU all doing for the community???

[stimman3000]

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[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[hereispree]

Sing me a song of your people. SOUP!

[memewhore]

[mtrshsh]

@KEITHTOBER2K18 Day 1- Space

[zggamarchive]

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

[princen-jasper]

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

[autasticanna]

Honestly “the world is cruel get over it” is pretty easily translated to “I’m a complete asshole who doesn’t want to be held responsible for my sh*tty behavior”

[midnightlie]

klance commission <3

their new uniforms are growing on me tbh (also, they’re in love thanks)

[fuckingfreezerpops]

Sleepy fat man

[starlightandtears]

HE’S NAKED

[samueltaylorcoleridge]

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

[unstableidentity-archive]

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

[bairnsidhe]

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

[kalliente]

If you ever plan to be a parent, read this and accept it or else you WILL ruin your child.

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

I NEED THIS THANK YOU

[catneychu]

I did this super sketchy quick piece of @kiilea ‘s witch au! (Also a repost)

[aesterea-archived]

i don’t “make characters”, i break myself into pieces and then give the pieces names

[excessivelybeeping]

cut my life into pieces this is my new OC